Please make up a fortune cookie insert?!
Question: Please make up a fortune cookie insert!?
Something that can be appreciated by most people, not vulgar etc and preferably quite lighthearted and witty!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This message will end up in your pocket!.
Remember to tip the waiter/waitress!.
Food made in China!.
Turn your frown upside down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Remember to tip the waiter/waitress!.
Food made in China!.
Turn your frown upside down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Author unknown: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There is no elevator to success!. You have to take the stairs!.
Mark Twain: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting!.
George Burns: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things!. Men want women and women want men!.
May Sarton: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff!.
Ben Hecht: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away!.
Brian Tracy: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears!.
Spanish Proverb: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week!.
George Burns: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no elevator to success!. You have to take the stairs!.
Mark Twain: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting!.
George Burns: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things!. Men want women and women want men!.
May Sarton: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff!.
Ben Hecht: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away!.
Brian Tracy: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears!.
Spanish Proverb: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week!.
George Burns: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doing what you like is freedom!.
Liking what you do is happiness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Liking what you do is happiness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have just made Cookie Monster very angry by eating this cookie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tomorrow is another dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love is most precious to those who wait!. your lucky numbers are!.!.!.!.
or
Your car has just been impounded! Have a nice spring!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Your car has just been impounded! Have a nice spring!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
everything will be ok in the end
if its not ok its not the end: )
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if its not ok its not the end: )
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Be calm, everything has a bright side!. It just takes some time to get there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will recieve a (fortune) cookie!.
My mom got that once, it was strange, LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
My mom got that once, it was strange, LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Expect the best and the best is sure to find you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You have just enjoyed a very mediocre meal"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Silence is a friend who will never betray!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good luck will always come your way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't forget the tipsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Find a penny, Pick it Up
All day long you'll have good luckWww@Enter-QA@Com
All day long you'll have good luckWww@Enter-QA@Com
You will live longer than some if you try our Egg Fu Yung for only $14!.95!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you will be able to escape this continentWww@Enter-QA@Com
Be nice to pigeons
They need love tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
They need love tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
"A bird was just born because you opened this!. God Bless your little soul"Www@Enter-QA@Com
*stop eating here!. you dumb ****Www@Enter-QA@Com