Okay, if your husband were mad at you but you wanted him to make you pancakes...!
Question: Okay, if your husband were mad at you but you wanted him to make you pancakes!.!.!.!?
how would you get him to do it!?
He's pretty pissedoff!.!.!.
and yeah, it's at me!.
Little help please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's pretty pissedoff!.!.!.
and yeah, it's at me!.
Little help please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I would say, "fine, I'll cook them myself!." " But you know I'm drunk as hell and I burn s h i t when I'm sober, so be ready for it!." Then mumble stuff under your breath he can't hear!. If it don't work just start eating pancake dust right out of the box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, it's his fault!. Whatever he's pissed about, is his fault!. This is the mantra that you must live by!.
Tublet nailed it, just "drop" all the eggs or "forget" and burn each and every last drop of batter that touches the griddle!.
edit dammit// you want HIM to make them for you-- ohhhh man, I cannot read!. Actually, I can read, but I hate my glasses and I drove a lonnnng way to look at some property this afternoon!. answer--> Make him sing Jimmy Buffet songs, naked!. That's what I do to Amy and it worksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tublet nailed it, just "drop" all the eggs or "forget" and burn each and every last drop of batter that touches the griddle!.
edit dammit// you want HIM to make them for you-- ohhhh man, I cannot read!. Actually, I can read, but I hate my glasses and I drove a lonnnng way to look at some property this afternoon!. answer--> Make him sing Jimmy Buffet songs, naked!. That's what I do to Amy and it worksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I shouldn't have to tell you this, but!.!.!.what always worked with me in that situation was!.!.!.
She would put on nothing but a long length T-Shirt!.!.!.
And nothing else!.!.!.and then wait for a commericial on T!.V!., or a time when I was briefly staring into space contemplating whatever!.!.!.and then without warning, sit in my lap, with her arms resting on my shoulders, with her hands clasped in a v-shape behind my neck, and she would "wiggle" in my lap!.!.!.
No matter how mildly irritated I was (because I don't get mad), THAT would make me melt like a cheese sandwich on a hot summer day!.!.!.
This method may not work for EVERY guy!.!.!.but!.!.!.
It sure worked on me real good, girl!.!.!.Whoa!Www@Enter-QA@Com
She would put on nothing but a long length T-Shirt!.!.!.
And nothing else!.!.!.and then wait for a commericial on T!.V!., or a time when I was briefly staring into space contemplating whatever!.!.!.and then without warning, sit in my lap, with her arms resting on my shoulders, with her hands clasped in a v-shape behind my neck, and she would "wiggle" in my lap!.!.!.
No matter how mildly irritated I was (because I don't get mad), THAT would make me melt like a cheese sandwich on a hot summer day!.!.!.
This method may not work for EVERY guy!.!.!.but!.!.!.
It sure worked on me real good, girl!.!.!.Whoa!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have a few options:
1!. Promise him sex!.
2!. Promise him some oral fixational pleasure techniques!.
or
3!. Get drunk and taunt him with your lady goods!.
Basically this all means the same thing: booty loving = pancakes!.
*cries for you*Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Promise him sex!.
2!. Promise him some oral fixational pleasure techniques!.
or
3!. Get drunk and taunt him with your lady goods!.
Basically this all means the same thing: booty loving = pancakes!.
*cries for you*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would probably act like I intended to make them and start getting the stuff out, but then I would "hurt myself" and "cry"!. That usually works and gets him to take over!.
Edit: Pancake "dust", hahahaha!.!.!.!.eating it right out the box is actually a GREAT idea!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Edit: Pancake "dust", hahahaha!.!.!.!.eating it right out the box is actually a GREAT idea!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think Tublet may have the right idea!. Go into the kitchen, start acting incompetent and make a huge unnecessary mess!. Seriously, if I were your husband, that would just annoy me enough to kick you out and do it for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warn him that if he doesn’t make pancakes right NOW, you’ll burn yourself alive or join The Monster Squad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretend you're mrs buttersworthWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you really are female, you had NO PROBLEM figuring out how to handle this - or if you did, you should give up your female status and turn in your belly button!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're a male!? Omg I'm so confused!. (blamed on my beverage of choice at the moment)
I'm no longer confused!. Simple answer: get naked and pour half of the batter over your mommy parts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm no longer confused!. Simple answer: get naked and pour half of the batter over your mommy parts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whatever, i'd just make my own pancakes!. real guys don't cook anyways!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him to go and drive to MC Donald's!.to get some pancakes !.!.that is a compromiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Since when do males have husbands!.
Disturbing thoughts!. This is making me go crazy!.
LOL, this is getting messy!.
Tell YOUR husband to come and see me because I will fix him for you!. Free of charge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Disturbing thoughts!. This is making me go crazy!.
LOL, this is getting messy!.
Tell YOUR husband to come and see me because I will fix him for you!. Free of charge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
impossible for anyone to be mad at you dear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would tell him if he made me pancakes I would eat them off of him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com