Poll: I recently bought a house that has one of those sunken living rooms....?!
Question: Poll: I recently bought a house that has one of those sunken living rooms!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.the kind that drops down when you walk in!. Apparently, during one of the open houses, a midget got caught in the sunken living room and couldn't get back out!. He hid in the fireplace until I started moving in!.
Do I get to keep him and do I have to list him on my homeowners insurance!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do I get to keep him and do I have to list him on my homeowners insurance!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
keep him, but don't confuse him with the firelogs!. Hide all your tiny ladders!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's all yours, he can be a elf at Christmas or the Easter bunny on Easter!.!.!.!.you can put a pointy hat on him and stick him in the garden over the summer or a lantern for a yard jockey!.!.!.!.
You don't have to list him but it would be best to just in case something happened to him, like you lighting the fireplace while he was in it!.!.!.!.accidently of coarse!.!.!.!.!.then collect on the damages done to him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You don't have to list him but it would be best to just in case something happened to him, like you lighting the fireplace while he was in it!.!.!.!.accidently of coarse!.!.!.!.!.then collect on the damages done to him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That happened to me and I thought it was great free labour till some whore named Dorothy showed up at the front door with her little yapping dog and wanted to eat all my souse meat and drink all my PBR!. Claimed she was the little guys mentor!. Threw them both out after 3 days!. Wasn't worth it!. Little guy could scrub baseboards like a demon though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You paid for the house, and that includes everything inside!. He was inside!.
As far as insurance, don't worry about it!. Keep him in that living room and he'll never escape to do any harm!. Save yourself a few bucks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As far as insurance, don't worry about it!. Keep him in that living room and he'll never escape to do any harm!. Save yourself a few bucks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You keep only female midgets in my experience!. Throw the guys back, unless you're into that!.
Insurance isn't an issue!. Although they may act like property, they're actually people!. Bummer I know, but there it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Insurance isn't an issue!. Although they may act like property, they're actually people!. Bummer I know, but there it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he's stuck to the fire poker he's considered a permanent fixture and thus you will have to inventory and insure him!. Use him to re-arrange the presto logs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes and yes, but there are state laws against using them as a coffee table or appliance, and you have to feed him regularly!.
(There's an activist for everything these days!.!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(There's an activist for everything these days!.!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, you get to keep him!. Make him sit at your feet and train him to take your socks off for you!. You should insure him as a liability on your homeowners policy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes you can keep him,,,but don't tell the insurance company!.!.!.they'll charge extra for workmans comp!. (assuming that you're keeping him for a chimney sweep)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep him, you can torture him when you're bored!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unfortunately Buk, sorry!.!.!.!.You should set the little Guy free!. He must have been so frightened, hiding in the fireplace!.!.Poor lil Guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep him !.!.they're cute as!.!.are you sure the room was sunken!.!.you weren't just sinking!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey,he came with the house!.!.!.You keep him,damn i wish i found a midget in my fireplace!.!. ::sigh::Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think i would be afraid to have something that small around!.!. think of Bootsie and your other dog!.!.they might not that little person around!.!.they might attack that little guy!.!.because he might get into their dog bowl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think thats Meks midget, he lost one of his!.!.!.but he shares so it's okay!.!.!.just remember not to feed him after midnight!.!.!.
(glad your finally out of that cardboard box!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(glad your finally out of that cardboard box!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awww! Teach him to say, "De Plane, De Plane"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he came with the house he's all yours!.!.!.use him as a toilet brush!.!.=)!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put him on the front lawn & hand him a lantern!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who needs a spanking now!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well that's a silly question isn't it!?
But cheers for the 2 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But cheers for the 2 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Set him free Buk!.!.!.!.If he comes back to you!.!.!.!.he's yours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com