What's a good way to annoy Santa?!
Question: What's a good way to annoy Santa!?
I was thinking next Christmas I'll dress up like the Easter Bunny wait for Santa to come, and then put up my fists and say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us!.
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Answers:
Put on your best formal clothing, get a pair of glasses that make one seem intelligent and wait for his arrival!. Upon entering the premises inform Mr!. Clause that he is trespassing and will be charged with such!. Hand him a formal summons filled out and finish the statement with "and by the way, your sleigh is illegally parked!. We'll be in touch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. I love that idea!.
1!. Don't put out your fire in the chimney
2!. Climb into the tree and run around while Santa tries to put the presents under you
3!. Set free his reindeer
4!. Send him really long detailed Christmas lists
5!. Send the Elves an Emancipation Proclamation :D
6!. Put poison in the cookies/ any other disgusting flavoring of your choice!.
7!. Give him booze instead of milk!.
8!. When he comes through the chimney, call your ADT/home security system and have him arrested!.
9!. Sing Christmas carols really loud in his ear and claim that Jesus will set his putrid soul free if Santa gives you a sexy male/female person of your choice
10!. Throw baby Jesus's at him
11!. When he comes into your house, scream into a megaphone really loud "DANCE SANTA DANCE! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE WITH ME!"
12!. When Santa tries to come into your house, you stop him and and ask him three questions to let him pass!.
First question: When you choke a smurf what color does it turn!?
Question two: Name all the reindeer in reverse alphabetical order!.
Question three: is that really Mrs!. Claus in Girls Gone Wild!?
13!. Ask him if that is really Mrs!. Claus in those MTV Spring Break pictures on stage with her top off and the Easter Bunny feeling up on her!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Don't put out your fire in the chimney
2!. Climb into the tree and run around while Santa tries to put the presents under you
3!. Set free his reindeer
4!. Send him really long detailed Christmas lists
5!. Send the Elves an Emancipation Proclamation :D
6!. Put poison in the cookies/ any other disgusting flavoring of your choice!.
7!. Give him booze instead of milk!.
8!. When he comes through the chimney, call your ADT/home security system and have him arrested!.
9!. Sing Christmas carols really loud in his ear and claim that Jesus will set his putrid soul free if Santa gives you a sexy male/female person of your choice
10!. Throw baby Jesus's at him
11!. When he comes into your house, scream into a megaphone really loud "DANCE SANTA DANCE! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE WITH ME!"
12!. When Santa tries to come into your house, you stop him and and ask him three questions to let him pass!.
First question: When you choke a smurf what color does it turn!?
Question two: Name all the reindeer in reverse alphabetical order!.
Question three: is that really Mrs!. Claus in Girls Gone Wild!?
13!. Ask him if that is really Mrs!. Claus in those MTV Spring Break pictures on stage with her top off and the Easter Bunny feeling up on her!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, thats nice
i think you should put chocolate cookies and fill them with chocolate laxatives
then while he's in your bathroom, replace his toys with rotten eggs
and THEN, dress up as the easter bunny and be like, have fun finding your eggs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think you should put chocolate cookies and fill them with chocolate laxatives
then while he's in your bathroom, replace his toys with rotten eggs
and THEN, dress up as the easter bunny and be like, have fun finding your eggs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol wow nicely put how bout one day your on the goodlist next on the bad good bad good bad good bad Santa wont know what list to put you in and would be really annoyed by youWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny lol
put a fire in the fireplace under the chimney
put the milk and cookies in a place thats hard to reach
lol but i LOVE YOURS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
put a fire in the fireplace under the chimney
put the milk and cookies in a place thats hard to reach
lol but i LOVE YOURS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask for a gun and tell him to wait at the end of the street with his hands in the airWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jack his raindeer and sled, or put out plastic cookies and make him makeout with your mom, or pull his pants down, egg him down, record it and post it on YOU TUBEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Shape dog dookie into circles, like cookies, and leave them out with a glass of spoiled milk!. Once he bites the nasty "cookie" he'll immediately want to wash out his mouth!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ill put up Easter decorations :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dress up as Ronald McDonald!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Block the fireplace!.
Set bear traps on the roof
Leave vodka in little bowls for the reindeer!.!.!.!.nothing like a drunk reindeer driving you around the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Set bear traps on the roof
Leave vodka in little bowls for the reindeer!.!.!.!.nothing like a drunk reindeer driving you around the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would bang his wife on christmas eve !!
i make a recording for him to watch on christmas day !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i make a recording for him to watch on christmas day !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When planning on leaving out cookies for him on Xmas Eve, make a batch of high fiber cookies!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just kidding all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put Exlax in his cookies, then put hot sauce in his milk(say it's strawberry milk)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call in Immigration Services (frequently!!) to check on the Green Cards of worker elves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol That's funny! I don't know, good question!. Umm!.!.!. I don't know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dress as DoraWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ex-Lax chocolate chip cookies!. Add a little "protein" to the milk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dress like "Chucky" and scare Santa away!.!.!.!.!.!. Haha!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rub his beard the wrong way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
put up some aaa(automatic anti-aircraft) fire and see if you can shoot him down !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put Peptol into his cookies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go and see Mrs Santa while he is on his roundsWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!! Well I guess if you don't put out the milk and cookies he would get annoyed but your Idea is HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Make sure your chimney is way too small!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ghostride the sleighWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bring a whole bunch of chubby kids to see him!.!.!.
lol =] xWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just don't let him steal any of your crack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mess around with Mrs!. ClausWww@Enter-QA@Com
When he goes into a house hi-jack his sleigh
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