How do i tell my dog she's fat?!


Question: How do i tell my dog she's fat!?
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you have to be carefull with that dogs have very sensitive emotions, she will probably stop shopping, develop a eating disorder and constantly be looking in the mirror at herself, lol i went a little to far, exercise her more and feed her less!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

say:(dogs name here) youve put on some pounds!.!.!.we are gonna have to take you to the plastic surgeon for a consultation!. i think you need lipo!. or a tummy tuck!.!.!.its your choice!.!.!.why did you beg for the table scraps!.!.!.its your faultWww@Enter-QA@Com

um uh u cant they dont understand english but u can get a vet or something or a dog whisperer to make the dog understand betterWww@Enter-QA@Com

Go up to her and say b i a t c h (geddit) you getting fat as yo mamma then get yo pimp hand ready and PIMP SLAP DAT HO!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

say " you are a fattt !!!! " what else do you say !? Unless you are fluent in dog language----what a joke question---Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't tell her, just cut down her food, and less treats, and more exercise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

honey!.!.!.!. you are a very overweight dog!.!.!.!. drop the cupcake and head for the treadmill!Www@Enter-QA@Com

my dog has a new name its fatty! she calles to it and she got the hint!Www@Enter-QA@Com

bark at her
or as he said : feed her batteries :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

do it cold hard and give her diet food, she will figure it out eventually :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Woof, Woof, WOOOOf!


Trust me, she'll get the hint!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jiggle her bellyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Trust me!.!.!.she'll get the message when she can't reach around to lick her own butt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Feed her batteries!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you shouldnt shell get depressed!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

give her a little tough love and just tell her, be very straight forward

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Your fat"Www@Enter-QA@Com

start a exercise plan for herWww@Enter-QA@Com

Call her fatty mutkins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

speak to her alone and give a long talk on fitnessWww@Enter-QA@Com

Say: "You're fat!."

Easy, huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Break it to her gently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

take her on long walk shell get the hint =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Give her less food!. she'll figure it out lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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