What is your best strategy to get rid of unwanted guests who have overstayed the!
Question: What is your best strategy to get rid of unwanted guests who have overstayed their welcome for the day!?
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Unrestrained farting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when my 9 yr old was about 2 or 3 we always had a house FULL of teenage kids!.!.!.!.!.ours was the party house, I guess!. Anyway!.!.!.we would tell our son to " clean house " and he would get this red plastic bat and start whappin people with it till only the family was left!!!
Kinda harsh but it worked!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kinda harsh but it worked!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Burn their clothes with a match, put out a cigarette on their leg, throw vodka on them, and then toss them into the street and shout "Your mother!"
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1) Explosive farting
2) Being intoxicated
3) Random nudityWww@Enter-QA@Com
2) Being intoxicated
3) Random nudityWww@Enter-QA@Com
FOR THE DAY !!!!! GEE I COULD HANDLE A DAY OF UN WANTED GUEST TRY THREE MONTHS !!!!! LOL !!! I FINALLY ASKED MY HUSBAND TO LET ME SHOW THEM THE DOOR (IT WAS HIS BROTHER AND HIS WIFE AND HER 18YR OLD SON) THE ATE US INTO DEBT THEY HAD NO JOBS AND THEY SMOKED TIL IT MADE ME ILL I FINALLY BLEW AND SAID THERE IS THE DOOR DONT LET THE DOOR KNOB HIT YA WERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!!! HE GOT MADE AND WAS GONE IN MINTS SOME TIMES YOU GOT TO SAY BYE YALL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
usually I know ahead of time if the people coming over are likely to do so, then what I do is have a friend call me and some kind of emergency would come up and we (my girl and I) would have to goWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would start nodding off a couple of times, then say to my wife, "Well, honey, looks like we're gonna have to go to bed so they can leave; we don't want to be keeping them too long!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Come out of the bedroom in your PJ's, setting your alarm clock and yawning at the same time!. Tell them to turn off the lights when they leave and end with, "Good night!." That may work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yawn and keep saying how tired I am!. I've had to do it a few times!. also, my husband will go and pretend to passout then once they leave we have a good time by ourselves :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go streaking thru the living room singing a Michael Jackson song-Just Beat ItWww@Enter-QA@Com
I start yodeling and dance around in my underwear, while that distracts them, my faithful minions bind and gage them and throw them out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them you're out of alcohol!. This works especially well between Midnight and 6am where one cannot buy any alcohol in any store in Texas!. (although at bars until 2am)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them my booty call will be arriving shortly and start to strip and they run out the door!.!.!.lol!. Really I just tell them to get the f*ck out and i'll see them another day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An emergent phone callWww@Enter-QA@Com
eat a big smelly tuna fish samwhich or 2! then proceed to turn on some "adult entertainment and an adult magazine if they are the prude type!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hell, just ignore them and go about your own business!. If that doesn't get the point across, tell em to leave already!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yawn and stretch of the arms!. !. !."Well I need to get myself prepared for tomorrow!. !. big week coming up"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go about my business and act like they're not even there!. They'll get the hint eventually!.
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I hope Buk (Balbriggan) wins this one!.!.!. I can't even look at that answer without laughing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I hope Buk (Balbriggan) wins this one!.!.!. I can't even look at that answer without laughing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Naked breakfast making whilst scratching!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them you aren't feeling well, and you think it could be contagious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sooner or later they will get thirsty so cut them off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Change into pajamas and come back out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Start puking in their lap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let loose the rabid moles !.!.!. and they won't stop digging until they hit the sweet spot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Strategy!? Your house your rules!. Just kick them outWww@Enter-QA@Com
fall asleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
I put on my pajamas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them it's been fun, time to leave!. That's what I do and I herd them out the door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
give them long staresWww@Enter-QA@Com
My guests are always welcomeWww@Enter-QA@Com