How do you kill a fly that is smarter and faster than you are?!
Question: How do you kill a fly that is smarter and faster than you are!?
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That fly might be smart, but what is its "emotional" IQ!? I think you should stage an elaborate flea circus making sure to let the fly know he's excluded because he's NOT A FLEA!. Make him feel bad enough about himself, and he might fly straight into the flame of that candle you "coincidentally" lit to illuminate the happy circus activities!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ALL living things are smarter and faster than i am!.!.!.well i take that back, i am faster than Paris Hilton, but nevermind that now!.!.!.so to reduce 'fly' problems may i suggest -
1) Never ever watch 'the View', the aliens on that program are of the evil variety and i believe several are actually dead- which may be attracting the flies in the first place! ( the others of course are sh!t and contributing to the problem as well)
2) go outside at least a minimum of 2 hr intervals and look to see if the Mothership is signalling yet (this is not relevant to the question but still is adviseable nonetheless)
3)!. bash at flies with an aluminum baseball bat, sure it results in major wall damage, but does helps in relieving frustration and hopefully it scares them enough to vacate~Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Never ever watch 'the View', the aliens on that program are of the evil variety and i believe several are actually dead- which may be attracting the flies in the first place! ( the others of course are sh!t and contributing to the problem as well)
2) go outside at least a minimum of 2 hr intervals and look to see if the Mothership is signalling yet (this is not relevant to the question but still is adviseable nonetheless)
3)!. bash at flies with an aluminum baseball bat, sure it results in major wall damage, but does helps in relieving frustration and hopefully it scares them enough to vacate~Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you don't want to spray it wait until it lands!. Let it settle well!. Don't try to kill it by hitting it directly!. Instead clap your hands quickly together about 6 inches above it!. It will take off to escape you and fly up between your murderous clapping hands and be killed!. Now you are smarter than the fly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pour some honey on a dish & he won't be able to resist the sweet temptation!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. if that fails my 10year old little boy is faster than greased lightning and can catch em with his bare hands!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. clever boy he is!.!.!.!.!. he could do that from about 12 months old!.!.!.!.!.;0)
peace 2 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I know what you mean!. They seem to be psychic!. They know when you pick up something to hit them with!. Spray it with something and that will slow it down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you think like the fly then you act like the flyWww@Enter-QA@Com
With a fully automatic weapon, preferably belt fed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Catch more flies with honey!.
Spread some on the table then hide, and be ready with a shoe!. Preferably a clown shoe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Spread some on the table then hide, and be ready with a shoe!. Preferably a clown shoe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha love the avatar
um with the flyswater thingyWww@Enter-QA@Com
um with the flyswater thingyWww@Enter-QA@Com
know it completelyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Feed it whiskey until it thinks the spider is a hot potential mate!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I smack them with the flyswatter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
As for me, I eat a giant burrito with mucho caliente hot hot sauce with extra beans!. They die from the flatulenceWww@Enter-QA@Com
all i can suggest is that you sit outside and act like a sh*t, then when he comes out to investigate, try to ditch him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just move out of your house!.!.!. trust me, those flies will always win!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
find someone smarter and faster than the flyWww@Enter-QA@Com
A Venus fly trap plant or a frogWww@Enter-QA@Com
RAID!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Burn the house down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my cat loves catching the annoying lil critters!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
corner it and fart!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mouse trapWww@Enter-QA@Com