Make a small story... best one wins 11 points...?!
Question: Make a small story!.!.!. best one wins 11 points!.!.!.!?
Must involve the following words!.!.!.
COW
DRUNK
PIZZAWww@Enter-QA@Com
COW
DRUNK
PIZZAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One night, my friends and I were all hanging around outside!. We were terribly bored, there was absolutely nothing to do! Then, I remembered there was some old PIZZA in the fridge!. Excited, I ran into the house and got it, "Yep, it's definitely fermented!" I said aloud as I smelled the green and yellow disc that was once a delicious pepperoni and onion pizza!.
I knew that, since it had fermented, if you ate enough of it, you'd either die or get drunk, and not caring which scenario would happen, I dared my friends to eat it!. Of course, no one would even come within ten feet of it!. Then, one of my friends, he's extrememly crazy, had the brilliant idea that we feed it to an old, wall-eyed cow in the field beside my house!. So, I walked over to the fence and called her over!. She plodded along, not really able to see because she was constantly looking in two different directions!. She finally reached me, and I fed her the pizza!.
At first, nothing happened, then she started staggering around and mooing, but it was more of a, "Mooahhh ack!"!. She was drunk! And man, that is the funniest sight ever, next to a drunk chicken! She was going in circles and digging her nose in the ground, and what was maybe the funniest thing of all, her eyes went from one side to the other, like if you followed a tennis match one eye at a time! Her tongue stuck out and her head going in circles, she finally collapsed in a deep, drunken sleep, and I went from being bored to not being able to breath in less than 20 minutes!
The EndWww@Enter-QA@Com
I knew that, since it had fermented, if you ate enough of it, you'd either die or get drunk, and not caring which scenario would happen, I dared my friends to eat it!. Of course, no one would even come within ten feet of it!. Then, one of my friends, he's extrememly crazy, had the brilliant idea that we feed it to an old, wall-eyed cow in the field beside my house!. So, I walked over to the fence and called her over!. She plodded along, not really able to see because she was constantly looking in two different directions!. She finally reached me, and I fed her the pizza!.
At first, nothing happened, then she started staggering around and mooing, but it was more of a, "Mooahhh ack!"!. She was drunk! And man, that is the funniest sight ever, next to a drunk chicken! She was going in circles and digging her nose in the ground, and what was maybe the funniest thing of all, her eyes went from one side to the other, like if you followed a tennis match one eye at a time! Her tongue stuck out and her head going in circles, she finally collapsed in a deep, drunken sleep, and I went from being bored to not being able to breath in less than 20 minutes!
The EndWww@Enter-QA@Com
I finished eating dinner this evening and then proceeded to get totally drunk!. I stumbled down the stairs and collapsed into my chair in the computer room!. To my surprise, i was sitting on an old piece of pepperonni pizza!. I log into 'Yahoo Answers' and find some cow asking me to write a story containing certain words that do not seem to fit together!. So, as I eat the old pizza, totally drunk, I replied to the cow that asked the question!.
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Edit: =D You asked me to write a story, and I wrote a good one ! =D Oh, and it's 10 points, not 11!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Edit: =D You asked me to write a story, and I wrote a good one ! =D Oh, and it's 10 points, not 11!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once there was a cow!. He was a very sexy cow!. Everyone loved him, although he was always drunk!. That cow got so drunk one night, he was dared by someone to eat some pizza!. If he ate the entire pizza, he would win a kerbillion dollars!. That cow ate so much pizza, he was sober again!. But he was so fat, that he wasn't sexy anymore!. Then that night, he threw up and choked in it and died!. The morale of the story is, dont get drunk and eat pizza!. The end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day the depresed cow went to the market!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. he was all of out pizza!. As he was walking out of the aisle!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. he ran into the 5 liitle piggies who were also at the market!.!.!.!.!.!.!. and they were drunk off their a s s e s!. Oink, oink, moo, said the first little piggie!. Oink, Oink, chrip, said the second little piggie!. your mom, said the thrid little piggie!. By this time the cow was done, and judo chopped all of the piggies!.!.!.!.!. and left with his delcious pizzaWww@Enter-QA@Com
It sucks living in a small town sometimes, because it takes forever to get to the stores, pizza places, etc!. It was late but my boyfriend ordered a pizza and he decided "I" should go drive out and get it since he was paying!. I didn't feel like arguing so I agreed!. I got into my car and was half way to the nearest Pizza Hut!. It was extremely dark and at the moment I was stuck on this long dirt road with cows surrounding me on both sides!. I was almost off that road when something slapped against my window!. It shocked me for a minute!. But finally I looked at my window to see what appeared to be some drunk man!. His head was bleeding and he seemed to be in a lot of pain!. All my female safety instincts were telling me "no don't roll down the window just drive slowly away, he might try to rape you or worse kill you," yet my caring side over powered that!. I rolled down the window still staring at the blood pouring from his head wound!. He looked at me with a look that told me he didn't believe I'd help him and said, "Please, mam I need a ride to the hospital!." I stared at him gulped and replied, "Are you drunk!? What happened!?" "Yes, I think I'm drunk and I tried to go cow tipping!." For some reason I found this extremely funny!. I ended up taking the man to the hospital and I never got that pizza!. I never heard the end of it when I came home pizza-less and a story about a drunk dude getting wounded from trying to cow tip!. I still don't think my boyfriend believes me, but oh well at least I know it happened!.
xD That's my story!. Haha, it's not too long is it!? I got story happy!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
xD That's my story!. Haha, it's not too long is it!? I got story happy!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I got super drunk on a friday night in Hawaii, so after my terrible hangover, I decided to go get a pineapple and ham pizza, so after I ate it, I felt better, and when I drove home, I got in a fight with this bloody cow who decided to try to cut me off the road! =]
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I was walking down the road one sunny morning and came across a cow in the street!. I stared at the cow as he stared back at me!. I envisioned us dancing on top of a gooey, cheesy, pepperoni pizza!. The image still sticks in my head or that dancing cow!. I never drunk that much again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time, in the far far away land of The Cows!. A group of cows sat at the local Pizza Palace and got drunk!. The night resulted in 2 pregnant cows and a whole lot of hangovers the next morning!. THE END!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am so drunk off of that Cow's milk!. I should eat some pizza to be sober again!.!.!.
I know, it makes no sense whatsoever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know, it makes no sense whatsoever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Today I saw a drunk cow eating pizza!.
It was a great day!.
The End!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was a great day!.
The End!.
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The silly cow ate my pizza!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was so drunk i saw a cow eating pizza!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My cow of a neighbor was so drunk today he threw up his pizza!. : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
me and my cow got drunk and ate pizza
fresh cheese of courseWww@Enter-QA@Com
fresh cheese of courseWww@Enter-QA@Com
My drunk cow loves pizza!.
FinWww@Enter-QA@Com
FinWww@Enter-QA@Com
my cows pizza got drunkWww@Enter-QA@Com