If cats could speak english what would they say to us?!
Question: If cats could speak english what would they say to us!?
Answers:
I don't know where you go every damn day for 8 hours but it's cutting into the time you're supposed to be spending paying attention to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like Garfield, the first thing would be "Feed me!" The next thing would be "You are my servant; you will anticipate and meet my every need!." And the third thing would be "If you pet me, I will purr; if you rub my belly I will amputate your hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you want to get along, keep my food bowl full and give me fresh water every day and clean out my litter box!. That way i will not scratch your eyes out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
don't f*ck with me, or i will hate you forever!. or!.!.!.feed me, or!.!.!.pet me!.!.!.or stop touching me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Feed me or I'll scratch your face human bastard!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You Humans are so finicky!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know mine would say
I'm gonna go Soprano on that dog's azz if you don't get it away from meWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm gonna go Soprano on that dog's azz if you don't get it away from meWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Bring me my food on a silver platter and kiss my paw, servant!."
as for dogs!.!.!. "Food!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
as for dogs!.!.!. "Food!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want milk!?
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Meow
i have no ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i have no ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Feed me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When is that shipment of tuna coming!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Feed me dammit!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shine Jesus Shine!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am really a Purr!.!.!.!.sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
help, i have a hairballWww@Enter-QA@Com
foodWww@Enter-QA@Com
mine would tell me to get a life :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
get the fook off my chairWww@Enter-QA@Com
get me something good to eat,rub my tummy pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com