Can you put a smile on my face?!
Question: Can you put a smile on my face!?
Answers:
Yes!
In fact I have a menu of facial expressions that you can order from!.
These include smile, ecstacy, bliss, fulfillment, wonderment and orgasmic!.
You simply select one or more of the facial expressions that you would like to experience from the menu and let me do the rest ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
In fact I have a menu of facial expressions that you can order from!.
These include smile, ecstacy, bliss, fulfillment, wonderment and orgasmic!.
You simply select one or more of the facial expressions that you would like to experience from the menu and let me do the rest ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually she slept through the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe!? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior!? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior!? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a new philosophy!. I'm only going to dread one day at a time!.
"Charles M!. Schulz"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Charles M!. Schulz"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Well, if you're a romantic, then you'll love this! It was posted by Jazman:
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real, 1 fake and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real, 1 fake and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
your beautiful :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sure -- come back over to my house!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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