What would you do if............?!
Question: What would you do if!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
That nerdy kid Steve Urkel from the nick show Family Matters is at your door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Scream really loud!!! Like the the little boy in Home Alone!.!.!.
And shut the door Really Fast & hard!!!!
Now thats funny S** right there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And shut the door Really Fast & hard!!!!
Now thats funny S** right there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I came to the conclusion that I hadn't taken lsd or any other mind altering drug within the last few days, I'd probably ask him how it felt to be the biggest loser on tv!. He'd probably respond that it hurt, especially when the checks came in while in the meantime I was flipping burgers at BK making 4!.75 an hour!. Damn you Urkel!!!!!!!! It is now my lifes ambition to hunt down every last copy of that show and ignite it in a roaring tribute to the simpsons!!!!
Thanks
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Thanks
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Knock him out and take his money and then wait until he wakes up and then tell him someone mugged him and I tried to stop them, but I couldn't catch them!. That's how I roll!. When it comes to Jaleel White!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WhateverWww@Enter-QA@Com
slam the door right in his face and call the police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say hi, and then wonder what I'm on to be seeing a fictional character!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
slam the door probablyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would do something random and uncalled for!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hide behind the sofa!.!.!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kick him to the streets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let him in and make him coffee!.!.!.!.
i wouldnt talk to him though, his to smart for meWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wouldnt talk to him though, his to smart for meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Call the police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd punch him in the Urkel
Dennis GWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dennis GWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would be very surprise and ask him what he wants; that's about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let the man in!! He is RICH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bake him a cake!.!.!.BTW, he's a hotty now!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha i like matt t's answer !. i would probably start laughing tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
Retreat! Fall back!.!.!. Fall Back!!!!
I'd run like hell! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd run like hell! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
umm!.
probly kick it with him
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probly kick it with him
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Ask him to do my homeworkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Let him in, I'm sure I can get a good laugh from him and isn't that one of the reason for life!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
When your going down a slide;
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea!.!.!. DAMN!!! !.!.!. diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea!.!.!. Yumm that tasts good!!.!.!. diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation!.!.It won't come out!.!.constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation!.!.!. That hurts!.!.!. Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea!.!.!.Dam, them corners hurt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea!.!.!. squirt, squirt, squirt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh!.!.!. that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea!.!.!. it's comin'!.!.!. diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come!? oh my!.!.!.!.
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight!.
Diarrhea!.!.!. push!.!.!.push!.!.!. diarrhea!.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea!.!.!.Pop!.!.!.Blurp!.!.!. diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your going down a slide;
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea!.!.!. DAMN!!! !.!.!. diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea!.!.!. Yumm that tasts good!!.!.!. diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation!.!.It won't come out!.!.constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation!.!.!. That hurts!.!.!. Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea!.!.!.Dam, them corners hurt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea!.!.!. squirt, squirt, squirt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh!.!.!. that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea!.!.!. it's comin'!.!.!. diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come!? oh my!.!.!.!.
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight!.
Diarrhea!.!.!. push!.!.!.push!.!.!. diarrhea!.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea!.!.!.Pop!.!.!.Blurp!.!.!. diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your going down a slide;
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea!.!.!. DAMN!!! !.!.!. diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea!.!.!. Yumm that tasts good!!.!.!. diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation!.!.It won't come out!.!.constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation!.!.!. That hurts!.!.!. Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea!.!.!.Dam, them corners hurt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea!.!.!. squirt, squirt, squirt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh!.!.!. that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea!.!.!. it's comin'!.!.!. diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come!? oh my!.!.!.!.
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight!.
Diarrhea!.!.!. push!.!.!.push!.!.!. diarrhea!.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea!.!.!.Pop!.!.!.Blurp!.!.!. diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrheaWww@Enter-QA@Com
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea!.!.!. DAMN!!! !.!.!. diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea!.!.!. Yumm that tasts good!!.!.!. diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation!.!.It won't come out!.!.constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation!.!.!. That hurts!.!.!. Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea!.!.!.Dam, them corners hurt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea!.!.!. squirt, squirt, squirt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh!.!.!. that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea!.!.!. it's comin'!.!.!. diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come!? oh my!.!.!.!.
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight!.
Diarrhea!.!.!. push!.!.!.push!.!.!. diarrhea!.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea!.!.!.Pop!.!.!.Blurp!.!.!. diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your going down a slide;
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea!.!.!. DAMN!!! !.!.!. diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea!.!.!. Yumm that tasts good!!.!.!. diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation!.!.It won't come out!.!.constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation!.!.!. That hurts!.!.!. Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea!.!.!.Dam, them corners hurt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea!.!.!. squirt, squirt, squirt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh!.!.!. that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea!.!.!. it's comin'!.!.!. diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come!? oh my!.!.!.!.
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight!.
Diarrhea!.!.!. push!.!.!.push!.!.!. diarrhea!.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea!.!.!.Pop!.!.!.Blurp!.!.!. diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your going down a slide;
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea!.!.!. DAMN!!! !.!.!. diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea!.!.!. Yumm that tasts good!!.!.!. diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation!.!.It won't come out!.!.constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation!.!.!. That hurts!.!.!. Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea!.!.!.Dam, them corners hurt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea!.!.!. squirt, squirt, squirt!.!.!. diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh!.!.!. that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea!.!.!. it's comin'!.!.!. diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come!? oh my!.!.!.!.
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight!.
Diarrhea!.!.!. push!.!.!.push!.!.!. diarrhea!.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea!.!.!.Pop!.!.!.Blurp!.!.!. diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea!.!.!. cha cha cha!.!.!. diarrheaWww@Enter-QA@Com