When does ~~I should get off the couch and take a crap~~ become ~~I wonder if th!
Question: When does ~~I should get off the couch and take a crap~~ become ~~I wonder if that went all the way through!?
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When you no longer wonder if the turtlehead is poking out and it has nested itself comfortably in your drawers!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you feel what you think is gas and try to let it fly!.!.!.I've got two kids!. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!.!.!.Well, not in the LITERAL sense!. I mean I clean up a few times a day!.
Self-conscious!? Why would I be self-conscious!?
*bites lip and looks befuddled*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Self-conscious!? Why would I be self-conscious!?
*bites lip and looks befuddled*Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the spirit was willing (pondering choices) but the flesh was stronger (end result of too much pondering)!.!.!.!."end" result, get it!?!?!?!?
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
Towards the 15th hour of a Twilight Zone Marathon specialWww@Enter-QA@Com
After you suddenly notice you have dark brown spots with the remnant of crap in your underwear!.!. Hope it was solid!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
after 5 more boxes of ToffifayWww@Enter-QA@Com
At exactly the same moment that you know what it feels like to sit in sweetcorn!. ;o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahhh,,, nothing feels better than having that warm feeling running down your legs,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Somewhere around the tenth beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was just gas of anticipationWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only in your household l think!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
after four minutes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shortly after the coffee!.!.!.!.that's why I want leather furniture!.!.!.it wipes off clean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!. obviously when it's a little too lateWww@Enter-QA@Com
Don't worry as long as you don't need a shovel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you get that warm, gushy, funny kinda feeling down there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take a muscle relaxant,then you'll find out pretty quickly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Might as well sleep there!. No bother getting up now that your done!. Love, honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
In 5 seconds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the Haz Mat team has your address programmed into their GPS~Www@Enter-QA@Com
probably in that moment right before commercial break when the T!.V!. goes dark!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! You are so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
GrossWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
Are you my husband!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you my husband!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it all becomes evident on wash day!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
do farts have lumps!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
do farts have lumps!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
When it's running down your legs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when the cops show up with the gas squadWww@Enter-QA@Com
when the dog won't even look at you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
almost any day for my old manWww@Enter-QA@Com