Survey: What are some witty famous sayings?!
Question: Survey: What are some witty famous sayings!?
or quotes!? I found one I like: Some of the greater things in life are unseen!.!.!.that's why u close your eyes when u kiss, cry, or dream!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Kindness is a language the blind can see and the deaf can hear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I Absolutely Love Mark Twain! His quotes are Priceless!
Here are a couple of good ones from him:
"Always do right!. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest!."
"Be careful about reading health books!. You may die of a misprint!."
This link gives several more great Twain quotes:
http://www!.quotationspage!.com/quotes/Mar!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here are a couple of good ones from him:
"Always do right!. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest!."
"Be careful about reading health books!. You may die of a misprint!."
This link gives several more great Twain quotes:
http://www!.quotationspage!.com/quotes/Mar!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When caught talking to yourself say:
"It's the only way I can guarantee an intelligent conversation!."
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"This is the stickiest situation since 'Sticky' the stick-insect got stuck on a sticky-bun!."
Kudos to Edmund Blackadder!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"It's the only way I can guarantee an intelligent conversation!."
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"This is the stickiest situation since 'Sticky' the stick-insect got stuck on a sticky-bun!."
Kudos to Edmund Blackadder!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"And I walked out onto the balcony,agggggggggh,,,,No Balcony!"
Groucho MarksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Groucho MarksWww@Enter-QA@Com
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly!.
-Winston Churchill
no seriously, it was!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Winston Churchill
no seriously, it was!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The only way is up - Yazz and the Plastic Population!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its always better to sleep with a known devil than an unknown devil!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'the only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad' S!. Dali
'Even if you're on the right track you will get run down if you just sit there' W!. RogersWww@Enter-QA@Com
'Even if you're on the right track you will get run down if you just sit there' W!. RogersWww@Enter-QA@Com
"You are no longer turds!. You have graduated to maggots!." -- Major PayneWww@Enter-QA@Com
"The most beautiful things in the world,cannot be seen on touched,they must be felt with your heart"!.!.!.!.Hellen Keller!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like
thats another fine mess you got me into, stanley!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats another fine mess you got me into, stanley!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like this one
''start your story at the beginning, and when you get to the end, stop!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
''start your story at the beginning, and when you get to the end, stop!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
can i have a hotpot betty lolWww@Enter-QA@Com