Are beans a magical fruit ?!
Question: Are beans a magical fruit !?
I was told "The more you eat, the more you'll TOOT"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
And the more you toot the better you'll feel, so eat your beans with every meal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, they make me fart like crazy!. Loud ones too! :) Full gas explosion!.!.!.!.!
Yesterday I was walking back from work and passed a shop and ate a large bowl of baked beans!.!. I went home and my wife blindfolded me and said, 'Oh come in, we're having a suprise birthday dinner for you'
She led me into the dining room blind folded!. The phone rang so she left me sitting down to answer it!. While she was gone, I farted!.!. and farted!.!. and FARTED!.!. loud ones, wet ones, soft ones!.!.
Later she comes back and removes my blindfold, only to reveal 12 of my friends and relatives seated in the chairs around me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yesterday I was walking back from work and passed a shop and ate a large bowl of baked beans!.!. I went home and my wife blindfolded me and said, 'Oh come in, we're having a suprise birthday dinner for you'
She led me into the dining room blind folded!. The phone rang so she left me sitting down to answer it!. While she was gone, I farted!.!. and farted!.!. and FARTED!.!. loud ones, wet ones, soft ones!.!.
Later she comes back and removes my blindfold, only to reveal 12 of my friends and relatives seated in the chairs around me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
beans beans the musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel
so eat some beans with every meal
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel
so eat some beans with every meal
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was always told they were a MUSICAL fruit, hense the more you consume, the more you 'toot'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are called the 'musical' fruit, and yes this is correct!. The more you eat, the more you toot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are magical, like they were in jack and the beanstalk, but definitely not a fruitWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only "Mexican jumping beans" are magical!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know about magical, but they sure are musical !Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are vegetables arent theyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Beans, beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fartWww@Enter-QA@Com
yea there magical! they can make your but make nose without youmoving your lips!lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ahem ahem!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We used to chant!.!.!.!.!.Hark, Hark I hear thunder
Must be the beans we ate last Sunda'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Must be the beans we ate last Sunda'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Speaking of fruit!.!.!.!.!.!.HAI!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no there what you put on toast palWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes they are!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yea so was I!.!.!. so I don't eat them anymore
shame they used to be my favouriteWww@Enter-QA@Com
shame they used to be my favouriteWww@Enter-QA@Com
peeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuu was that u!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com