When confronted by a man carrying....?!


Question: When confronted by a man carrying!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.a sling shot and a sack full of semi-soft dog turds, how can you defend yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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ahh sucks you said semi-soft, and Huk oh I do not know you Huk, I have no clue as to who you are, not a hint, not a pinch of a hint, not at ALL, aww fck I might've blown your cover!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't!.!.!. I run away, like I do whenever I'm confronted by anyone or anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would defend myself by using my semi-soft dog turd reflecting body armor and magical turd flinging thong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Its really just mind over matter so just stand there, open your mouth and think I love rolos, I love rolos!. But dont forget to swallow once in awhile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh crap! Literally! I'm hoping I would have just eaten at an all you can eat buffet!.!.!.!.!.!.I'll have way more fecal ammo than him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'll just whip out my secret force field that covers me from head to toe!. Come on, throw them turds at me!. I dare you!. Can't get through my force field!. ROFLMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

a large (open) umbrella

edit: i can use it to shield myself until i get close enough to beat him senseless with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You know the answer to this for me!.!.!.!.!.!.'cause I'm, myself, carrying a pound bag of dog poo in each hand anyway, so I slap him silly with them!

AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com

Force fields, anti poo spray, alchemic seals, a 2 x 4 with a nail embedded at one end!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

telekinesis!. best power ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Teleport as fast as possible!. Leaving behind tissues fro man!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stand behind J!.R!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Raw seafood and a Super Soaker water cannon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

throw rocks!.
i can throw faster than he can reload his sling shot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

With a flamethrower!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A water balloon filled with diarrhea!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Use a flame thrower to light his sack and see how he likes it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd try out your famous flying spinning Shart Kick that I've been practicing, and knock all the turds back into his face!Www@Enter-QA@Com

NBC Cassock!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have 3 big dogs and 9 cats, need i say more!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

a blow torchWww@Enter-QA@Com

Kick him in the groin, then kick him in the face!. Then, when he's done, stomp his gut till he vomits blood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

fart!Www@Enter-QA@Com

cut off your penis and donate it to a transexual that will actually use itWww@Enter-QA@Com

I reach for my bat anti dog turd spray from my bat beltWww@Enter-QA@Com

With a super soaker full of cat pee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

with a slingshot filled with human terdsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hopefully a catchers mit and a glove to catch em!.!.keep my mouth shut and catch whatever he's got coming at ya!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Grab to overly huge man or woman next to you and hide behind them!.

Sandy :O)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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