Whats the weirdest way?!


Question: Whats the weirdest way!?
you've been woken up!?

I was just woke up by 2 poilice officers pounding on my door, looking for my ex!. =/Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Last year, I got woken up by my neighbor throwing rocks at my window at 5 AM!. He wanted to know if I had a jar of pickles!.

But what I wanted to know was why he couldn't just knock on the door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My junior year of high school I was in the Ohio All State choir!. The whole thing lasted like three days and the first night we all ended up sleeping on the gymnasium floor of the high school we were rehearsing at!. Not the most comfortable thing in the world at ALL!.

One of the guys from my school had recorded a ringtone on his phone of another guy screaming his head off!.

At 6am, after everyone went to "bed" at 2ish, suddenly over the loudspeaker comes this screaming male voice!. It was terrifying to wake up to, but also kind of annoying because the instant I was awake I knew exactly what I was hearing!.

Later on, of course, it was the funniest thing ever and continues to be hilarious to this day!. Not sure how amusing it was to the other 100+ kids who weren't from our school!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your gonna laugh!.!.!.!.!.



a few weeks ago i was sleeping over my friends house!.!.!.!. and i guess i was having a wet dream!.!.!.!. but i woke up on his couch with my!.!.!.!.!.um!.!.!.!.male private spot out of my zipper and in between two of his couch cushions!.!.!.!.!.and it was all wet!.!.!.!. thank god i woke up first!.!.!. i fix myself!.!.got a drink and!.!.!."accidentally" spilled it all over his couch where i had had the incident!.!.!.




BEAT THAT!.!.!.!.and the funny part!.!.!.!.!.it really happened!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My cat pawing me in the face, because she was hungry!.

Can't blame her!. This was many moons ago, when I was single and kept odd hours!. This particular time I had been up for nearly two days, and went down for a marathon snooze!. I think I'd been asleep for 16 hours when she woke me up!. Smart cat; I fed her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I once passed out cold in a hallway at a Holiday Inn in Daytona Beach (on North Atlantic Avenue) over Spring Break!. I woke up because a cleaning lady was polishing my knob right there on the floor at 6am!. Normally I'd like that sort of thing, but this was horriffying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this morning, instead of getting woke up by my fiance kissing me good morning, I got woke up to a one year old's hiney sitting on my face!. Yeah, he came in the bedroom to change the kids' diapers and she crawled on me!.!.!.when I didn't wake up!.!.!.!.she SAT on me!!!!! Im just glad she didn't have gas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

in november the police were in a car chase with some criminals who accedentialy spun out of control and ran into our fence and then 23 police cars came and were there all day and the news people, and we werent allowed outside, no lie :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

new experience

well for me
tearing and the doingWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow, were you that big eyed babe on Cops!? ;]


I woke up once by the sound of my aquarium leaking turns out my ex was having a fit!.!.!.ehemmm!.!.poor Beta's!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have been woke up like that so many times, punched in the face was probably the worst and weirdestWww@Enter-QA@Com

By trash can in the military

SteveC
I ? ShiksasWww@Enter-QA@Com

The phone ringing, I thought it was in my dream!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow, so i'm not the only one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.cept the cops weren't looking for my ex!. they were looking for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

by a three year old pulling my eyelids open and saying "the wakeup man is here" this was approx 4amWww@Enter-QA@Com

me too by the police at 4am and they had the wrong damn apartment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

in a bush out side the police station!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Moma squirting water in my face telling me I'd be late for school!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol I dont really knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

Nice!! So I assume he is a classy guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ive woke up with my sister pounding on my door and thinking I had taken something of hers!.!.!.

It was like 11 am!.!.!.ugh!.

Way to early when I was in high school

Good luck!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just my daughter jumping on the bed (I know not weird but that's the best I got)Www@Enter-QA@Com

well I wouldn't exactly call it weird!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.*sigh*Www@Enter-QA@Com

my mom came in with my sister and a boombox singing britney spears (weird)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bit my tongue :-/Www@Enter-QA@Com

My dog licking me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My cat deciding my pinky toe needed a nibble and lick!.!.!.!.really weird feeling!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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