There you are, in the grocery store, when a man in a coonskin hat....?!

i recognize my fate and succumb to itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I'd have to give some serious thought to that one!. But it does sound an awfully lot like a true scenario that happened about 10 years ago in a large grocery store!. A new manager came on board!. He was known for his humor so the employees thought they would play a trick on him !. They hired a rather" interesting" looking woman to walk in and raise a ruckus over a pound of hamburg!. She carried on and on, and yelled at the top of her lungs and kept waving a big canvas bag around!. I was in the other end of the store but could hear her all over the place!. She told the manager she was going to throw that lousy hamburg at him!. Finally when the guy was about to call the police because he was afraid she was going to have a heart attack, everyone broke up laughing!. My friend worked in that particular branch of the store at the time, and that day was talked about for a long time!. The lady lives locally and does small theater stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Stare open-mouthed at some imaginary horror behind his head and when he turns to check it out, set fire to his coontail with your Zippo and staple the hat to his scalp with a victory cry of " And you'll never get out of here with your ears"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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You watch WWE!. If so then you know what the infamous spear is as well as the Ankle Lock!. { Sorry but I'm thinking wrestling!. : ) }

I would spear that jerk into the raw meat aisle, and probably finish him off with the Ankle Lock and make him squeal like the pig he is!.

Get ready to squeal piggy!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"You idiot!!! Do you know the price of a pound of raw hamburger these day!?"

I'll proudly wear the burger hat home & cooked it, ,, Of course, I need to skin the old coot first,,,

Sometimes you need to show people that you can still afford to eat good hamburgersWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Duck, raw burger lands on highly waxed tile floor, run away only to look back and find him laying on his a@@ with burger smeared all up his leg!.!.!.

He won't be gettin' the bunny this time!

Did I mention that the M!. I!. theme tune will be playing while this occurs!? (Yeah I know, nice touch!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I'd say "Oh shut up Pa have a Slim Jim!. Does Mama know you're wearing her favorite muffler on your head!?" He has these 'spells' once in a while!. You have to excuse him "Pa, don't do that to the bread, zip your pants back up!.!.!." Sorry folks, I'll get him out right away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I bite his ankles, he drops to the ground, I lift a leg and get him right between the eyes, leave my hat beside him as my calling card!.!.!.!.!.and walk out sportin' a new coonskin hat!.!.!.
yeah, I'm down with that scenario!

Dawg

PS I miss your Buk avatar!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I Start Weeping And Shout ''HOW COULD YOU THROUGH THAT RAW HAMBURGER AT ME IM A VEGETARIAN'' whilst picking up a pan and bashing himover the head!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Retreat to the veggie section and toss some rotten salad produce at them whilst singing power ballad's!.!.

then head towards the liquor aisle and drink your self stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I tell him thanks for the hamburger meat & invite him to the barbeque! I'll tell people, Don't mind him! He's the entertainment! What time you coming over, Buk!?! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Offer up some Onion soup mix and pototoe salad to make the party complete!? Maybe throw in some beer!?

IDK!?


Sandy :O)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I live in the Ozarks Buk!.!.!.!.that happens all the damn time!!!!
I just tell Uncle Ed to get back in the car and I'll be there in a minute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I take it home with me and invite Davy Crockett over for a dish of beef tartare!. Remember: The man in the coonskin cap/ In the big pen/ Wants eleven dollar bills/ And you've only got ten!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I hate that sonofab!tch!. Throat punch him one good time and he'll leave you alone though!. That's what I did!. Mornin Darlin!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I pinch myself to check if I am dreaming, then if I don't wake up, I walk up to Davy Crockett and say "Howdy Buk!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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So, you have visited East Tennessee!.!.!.!.
Birthplace of Davy Crockett!.!.!.!.!.!.
You just pick the meat up after dodging it
and
Throw it back at him!.!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I like "You live within me's" idea of throwing coffee at him, except I think it should still be in the can!. Yes--bean him with a large coffee tin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I catch the raw meat, put it in a bag to bring home and make some meatballs!.
That stuff isn't cheap ya know!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!

IT"S ON!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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throw the nearest hardest item at him,

hopefully its a pineappleWww@Enter-QA@Com

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lol! I would probably throw the raw hamburger back at him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I would get my pound of flesh out of him!.!.but not before!.!. I turned his slurpy machine on !.!. hee hee !.!. mess his place up real good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I'd find that extra dollar bill fast & give him the eleven!.

Look now kid I've told you about that skid, I don't know from when but I'm smelling it again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I say, "Hey!. Nice hat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i like raw hamburger!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

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go to an elevator, take of yer clothes, pretend to be superman!! tantananan!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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be careful and stand real still!. that coon skin cap just might come alive and pounce on that raw hamburgerWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I run to the nearest end cap of summer sausage and defend myself with itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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flick the burger off!.!.smile, and grab his buns!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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If someone throws hamburger at you, I say it's time for a cookout!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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