What was the funniest accident you have had ...?!


Question: What was the funniest accident you have had !.!.!.!?
one where you look back and chuckle !?

I have too many to listWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Once on a first date with a guy I really liked, we went to Movieland Wax museum and you walk thru the thing!. We were walking thru it, and there was a keystone cop standing there made of wax!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.or so I thought!. I was about an inch from his face and told this guy that he looks really real, when the cop said thanks right in my face!. It scared the SHYT out of me, and I backed up real fast and knocked my date into one of the displays!. Everybody started laughing at him, and eventually he started laughing too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The time I pulled over a gas station pump!.
It was self-serve and, as I drove off -- the station attendant running out of his office yelling and waving his arms should have been a tip-off -- I heard a big "clunk"!. The hose had somehow gotten caught on the car fender and I never noticed it!
The fire department was called to clean up and spread sawdust!. The police came to "write up" the accident!. Our insurance covered the $1,000 worth of gas I spilled (this was 18 years ago when that was a lot of gas!) and, of course, our premium went up!.
My husband's office was only a few blocks away!. If he hadn't come down (in response to my totally freaked out phone call) and seen all for himself, I think he would have thought I made it all up!
As it is, he related that event to any and everyone for years!
Ever since I have been extremely careful when taking gas!Www@Enter-QA@Com

flipping over a bench whlie walking backwards and landing on some random guys lap
tripping
tripping another time
falling off a stage
tripping during a play
walking into a door
falling out of a tree and getting stuck in the bushes
bumping into random people in a busy place
falling a different time
tripping once more
doing a backhandspring at gymnastics and forgetting to put my hands out and arch my back so I just flopped on the ground on my back
falling once again!.!.!.!.!.

the list goes on! as u can see, I'm not very graceful! lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was sitting on a ledge looking out over the college library courtyard -- where there were "lots" of people!. I was going to stand up and walk back across the ledge to the stairs, but I realized it probably wasn't a good idea!. My legs were shaking, somehow the muscles were fatigued!.!.!. I decided not to try and stand up and end up falling forward off the ledge, so I jumped off -- feet-first!. (It was only about 6 ft!. off the ground!.)

Well, I hit the ground and my knees buckled!. And I half-crumpled, half-shot backwards and landed on my backside!. I just sat there -- stunned -- for a moment, and then, I realized that everyone was laughing at me, including the Soldier I had landed in front of!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have A LOT but when I was in the first grade I was on the stairs going to lunch and for some reason the class was just standing on the stairs and I had to pee REALLY bad and I was too scared to ask the teacher so I just peed right on the stairs and it got on my classmates shoes!. They were disgusted but I didnt have to pee anymore! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

well it was winter and i was running to get to class because i was pretty late and there was this girl i really liked!. well i didn't realized there was black ice so then i kept running but i got distracted by her so i just kept running and looking at her, so when i was in front of her i slipped of the black ice backwards and all my binders and paper were everywhere it was pretty funny, i hit my head really hard but i just laughed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was in my car with the sun roof open when an open top double decker pulled up next to me!. I felt something going down my cleavage!. I swerved and hit the kerb because I thought there was a wasp down there!.

I jumped out of the car and found it was a piece of paper that someone in the bus had thrown out!. I needed the wotsit on my car welded!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when i was riding my bike and my jeans got snagged in the gear and ripped completely off and then jammed the gears so i flew off!. And of course it was on the busiest street too!. So I'm sitting on the side of the road in the boxers and had to get my pants out of the bike before i could ride it and people were honking and whistling!. lol (sigh)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i jsut answered the same Q! i'll just copy and paste here it is!

i had so many but this tops
in 8th grade i was walking past this girl i like and i was leaning against the wall and sliding on it!. i wasnt paying attention to anything but her!. i acciedntly slid into the girls bathroom!. the girls screamed and left and when i came out everyone was looking at me!. i thoguht of killing myself!

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I was in my father's car!. My twin sister was in my mother's car!. Our parents hit each other head on coming in opposite directions!. It took a while for the cop to figure out why two separate daughters looked eerily alike and why the two drivers seem to have an oddly intimate history!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg there are just too many with me being such a clutz!.
When I was walking up the stairs once I stepped on my skirt and down it went for everyone behind me to see!. Another time I walked into a glass door at a birthday party and broke my nose!. The birthday girl's parents freaked out and called an ambulance!!! o funny times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I called the traffic bcoz my car went off without reason !.!.and when they come over !.!.!.i didn't discovered the gear was on N - natural and i turn off the car !!!

I should had parked it !.!.!. the traffic man was pissed off bcoz he drove abt 50 KM for that reason !.!.!.!.!.

hehehe !.!.!.first year driving we had learnt a lot !.!.!.that was 6 years ago 1!Www@Enter-QA@Com

When i was wall papering i dropped the scissors and stabbed myself in the foot, blood every where, it wasn't funny at the time, but when i look back i do chuckle now!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was thorwing a bottle out of my window and decided to watch where it landed while I was turing a corner, and I oversteered and went right into a wall, I tottalled my van, oh what a day, and I didn't have my license yet eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com

the funniest accident i've had is where i was walking with my friend in the hall!. my shoe was untied and i didn't know it and all of a sudden i trip on my own shoelace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I went out on one of those hill-tribe treks from Chiang Mai in n!. Thailand and I fell off an elephant!. The guide, Ping Pong, tried to save me and said he'd never seen anyone fall off an elephant before! I was fine, I slid straight down and landed on my feet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

falling back in my wheelchair at school! Oh yeah talk about funny and so embarrassing! It was so horrible but I didn't cry till I went to the bathroom b/c I was trying to calm my self down, b/c it made me so mad!. LOL people felt bad for me and got a kick out of it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was at a school function and i was going down the blow up slide and i stood up and i fell flat on my back but i was two busy laughing it didnt even hurt all all i just couldnt stop laughing and everbody looked at meWww@Enter-QA@Com

Today in the cinema As I went to sit down on my flippy seat while holding the huge popcorn thing and enough pepsi to swim in the seat flipped up and i was left wearing it all lol, the film was good, GO SEE SUPERMAN MOVIE LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

I was swimming at the beach!. I got hit by a wave, and my top came off!.!.!.lucky me, I have waist length thick hair so that covered my boobs until I got a towel and my mom drove me home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I fell off the bed on holiday, and my Coccyx was in agony for a month!. Have to laugh now, but not at the time!.
Is that how you spell Coccyx,!? I am a bit p*ssed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I slipped over naked in the public shower at school and my legs went up in the air - it wasnt funny at the time!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I burst out laughing in church and peed my pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com

One time while drunk I walked into a statue of Ronald McDonald!. My buddy said "Dude, you got your *** kicked by Ronald McDonald"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was in Primary School in Grade 1
I was running to class & crashed into a pole, needing stitches on my lip & i broke my nose!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oooh what happened yesterday was thta I went into my friend's phone and prank kcalle da randiopm person who ended uup being this guy i really like alotWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dick hanging out of my pants with my fly open in front of everybody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well , It was when I and my friend ( a girl ) were studying together when I started talking about how much I hate girls that have big belly and forgot that my friend have a huge one !!! hhhhWww@Enter-QA@Com

when my friend got arrested at six flags right about when it was time to close
it was 11pm and we were stuck there waiting on him till midnight!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was at a crowded restaurant and spilled my glass of soda all over my white polo shirt, I made my dad get me a new one from the clothing store across the streetWww@Enter-QA@Com

When i wuz at mi cuzin house he made me laugh so damn hard that i peed on mi pants and i couldnt go downstairs it wuz so funny u just had to b there lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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