If you came with instructions, what would they say?!

Question: If you came with instructions, what would they say!?

mine would be
"brain sold separately"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Answers:

"Handle Carefully!.Whip and handcuffs come separate"Www@Enter-QA@Com

battery needs re-charging regulary

warning may overload

incase of emergencies mute button on headWww@Enter-QA@Com

IDK, but hopefully they aren't assembly instructions!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

mine would say:
some asssembly requiredWww@Enter-QA@Com

Handle with care!.
Rotate regularly!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Not responsible for any injuries recieved!. May result in death!. lol jkWww@Enter-QA@Com

"runs on caffeine and sarcasm"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Feed every 3 hours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tumble dry only!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Do NOT piss off or you run the risk of regretting it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you can't handle sarcasm/dry-wit then just go away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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