Hell NO. Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:?!


Question: Hell NO!. Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:!?
Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Pick the best Doctor!. if you catch my drift!.!.!.!.!.and yes!. These are real!.

# "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year!."

# "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely!."

# "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993!."

# "Discharge status: Alive but without permission!."
# "The patient refused an autopsy!."

# "The patient has no past history of suicides!."

# "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital!."

# "Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days!."

# "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch!."

# "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night!."

# "She is numb from her toes down!."

# "While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home!."

# "The skin was moist and dry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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"Discharge status: Alive but without permission!."
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

# "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch!."

Anything that involves waffles is good!

And such a great way to phrase anorexia!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao at "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Now Doc we've determined the problem!.!.!.!.
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993!."

I don't think malpractice insurance covers having this effect on your patients!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Patient refused an autopsy"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks for posting these! They're hilarious!.

I'd have to say doctor #1 was the most funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i like the 3rd one, he can at least tell when a paitient doesnt like him!. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

these are brillent- laugh out loud!. all really good, i cant pick the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com



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