There you are, at the Gates of Heaven, naked and scared....?!
Question: There you are, at the Gates of Heaven, naked and scared!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.and the Big Guy says to you "What's the last nice thing you did, my son!?"
And you rub your chin, drop your head, close your eyes and finally look up and say "___________________"Www@Enter-QA@Com
And you rub your chin, drop your head, close your eyes and finally look up and say "___________________"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ummm!.!.!. I Conquered the Earth!.!.!. That's gotta count for something!.!.!. Hey!!!! There's no need to open that trapdoor!.!.!.!. There's fire down there!!! Oh hey, they have beer!!! LATER!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well,,,, you see, Sir, I was all alone in this way out farm in the middle of nowhere!. I have this urge that just can't go away!.
Believe me, my Lord, I tried but them cows kept tempting me with those calf eyes!. A man got to do what a man got to do!.
I led Betsy to the barn!. Tied her up real good so that she'll not struggle while I do my job,,,,
I didn't wanna dirty my clean clothes so I took everything off!. As I was walking to them up, I tripped on a piece of wood!. My head got stuck in Betsy's azs!.
Guess I died of suffocation & the incident makes me a butthead,,,,
Damn, I just wanted to milk her!. Why are you looking at me like that!? Oh,,,,Oh,,, My Lord, you have a dirty mind,,,, Now, if I keep my mouth shut about this, can I go in!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Believe me, my Lord, I tried but them cows kept tempting me with those calf eyes!. A man got to do what a man got to do!.
I led Betsy to the barn!. Tied her up real good so that she'll not struggle while I do my job,,,,
I didn't wanna dirty my clean clothes so I took everything off!. As I was walking to them up, I tripped on a piece of wood!. My head got stuck in Betsy's azs!.
Guess I died of suffocation & the incident makes me a butthead,,,,
Damn, I just wanted to milk her!. Why are you looking at me like that!? Oh,,,,Oh,,, My Lord, you have a dirty mind,,,, Now, if I keep my mouth shut about this, can I go in!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well since I don't plan on going anytime soon!.!.!.I am going to have to think about what I did nice today for someone!.!.!.!.!.Hmmmm well I did stop at the store on the way home from work and I moved a shopping cart out of the ladys way so she could park!.!.!.!.!.she tanked me and said that is the nicest thing anyone has done for her all day!.!.!.!.imagine!.!.!.!.
BTW!.!.!.!.Don't believe in God or Heaven!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BTW!.!.!.!.Don't believe in God or Heaven!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I played with myself!.
The motorcycle black madonna two-wheeled gypsy queen
And her silver-studded phantom cause the gray flannel dwarf to scream
As he weeps to wicked birds of prey
Who pick up his breadcrumb sins!.
There are no sins inside the Gates of Eden!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The motorcycle black madonna two-wheeled gypsy queen
And her silver-studded phantom cause the gray flannel dwarf to scream
As he weeps to wicked birds of prey
Who pick up his breadcrumb sins!.
There are no sins inside the Gates of Eden!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i took care of kids that were not even mine!.!.!.i fed them, i clothed them; i educated them and taught them to be self sufficient!.!.!. i was there for them and i went above and beyond for them!.!.!.i did what you would want me to do!.
can i get in now!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
can i get in now!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I drove home and let other drivers merge in front of me safely!.
(I live in SoCal, that's a big deal and could probably get you on the 6 o'clock news and a citizenship award)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(I live in SoCal, that's a big deal and could probably get you on the 6 o'clock news and a citizenship award)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i helped a homeless man on the turnpike, he had a sign that said "will work for food", so i gave him the classifieds and said there u go friend, there is all the work u may needWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Please allow someone else to enter Lord, for I am not worthy!. I only did what I thought was right, it is not up to me!."
And that sir!.!.is the truth of what I would and will say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And that sir!.!.is the truth of what I would and will say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I gave a bunch of idiots in P&S "thumbs up" just to be nice!.
God knows the answers weren't particularly creative or entertaining!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
God knows the answers weren't particularly creative or entertaining!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope ladies are included!. First off, I was raised Catholic, would not appear before HIM naked, don't even run around the house alone that way!.
Last thing I did, turned off the light!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Last thing I did, turned off the light!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would look up and say I caught a spider and put him outside instead of murdering him today!. I actually do stupid stuff like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i adopted a dog no one else would!.!.!.edit!. i missed the last nice thing part!. that would be i cleaned dog crap off my husbands shoe!. so he wouldn't have to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I stopped and helped a turtle cross the road, so he wouldn't get squished by someone who didn't see him or her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was taking the Priest's confession, that's why I'm naked !Www@Enter-QA@Com
"This is the way I came into the world and this is the way I'm goin' out!. ;-) Just savin' you the trouble, Sir!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have had a terrible accident and died and everybody is jumping up and down for joy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
uhhhhh, can you repeat the question please ( gives me some time to think back many years) I helped a woman in desperate need of an orgasmWww@Enter-QA@Com
I had nothing to do with that whole debacle involving Your son!.!.!.
(In fact!.!.!.if I was there!.!.!.he'd still be alive today!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(In fact!.!.!.if I was there!.!.!.he'd still be alive today!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I helped my elderly neighbor get some groceries into her house!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I shoved that kid out of the way so that bus would hit me instead!. I died for him!. Nice ta meetcha!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know i look like a boy, act like a boy, but im really a girl!.!.!.please call me daughterWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would look down at my girlie part and wonder why he called me SON!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
answer this questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
i feed the homeless sausageWww@Enter-QA@Com
SON !?!?!?!?!?
Looking down!.!.
"Hey where did my boobies go and what is THAT !?!?!?!?"
"Geez it's hard to walk with this damned thing between my legs, sorta gets in the way"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Looking down!.!.
"Hey where did my boobies go and what is THAT !?!?!?!?"
"Geez it's hard to walk with this damned thing between my legs, sorta gets in the way"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tried my best to be good and kind!. You know the truth!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I said yes"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got hit by a truck !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I gave Buk best answer for his great poem!.!. and then I would say to him !. you got a lot to answer for mate!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't think that I could but I loved more than myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wasn't me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com