Do you find this funny about lds...? It keeps getting deleted...?!
Question: Do you find this funny about lds!.!.!.!? It keeps getting deleted!.!.!.!?
Question Details: So, I recently received this really fun questionnaire from one of my missionaries!. It had all sorts of funny questions about kissing and dating, and marriage and all that!. He wants me to send some sort of questionnaire back but I don't know of any good ones!. What would you suggest!? I want something that's pretty fun!. And of course, keep it clean as he is on a mission!.
Deleted Answer: Some of this might give you a laugh, it was sent to me by my mormon brother, but I put it on yahoo answers and some LDS person was offended and deleeted it!. Maybe it will give you some ideas: Deleted Answer: Try these, they are for real: You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you've ever written a "Dear-John" to more than two missionaries on the same day!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you have never arrived at a meeting on time!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. You've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and The Glory!." You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing!. Violation Reason:Community Guidelines and/or Terms Of Service Violation
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Deleted Answer: Some of this might give you a laugh, it was sent to me by my mormon brother, but I put it on yahoo answers and some LDS person was offended and deleeted it!. Maybe it will give you some ideas: Deleted Answer: Try these, they are for real: You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you've ever written a "Dear-John" to more than two missionaries on the same day!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you have never arrived at a meeting on time!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!.you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries!. You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. You've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and The Glory!." You might be a Mormon if!.!.!. you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing!. Violation Reason:Community Guidelines and/or Terms Of Service Violation
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Answers:
Having left Clearwater,FL(Scientology vacation spot) I recently moved to SLC(out of one cult frying pan,into a larger cultish frying pan),and I say the Hell with Mormons!.Hell with all of em'!.At least scios never played havoc with state alcohol laws!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have seen this questionnaire before!. I think it is funny!. It does not bother me and I think it is good to have sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself!. And believe me, I have occasions to laugh at myself!.
I particularly laughed at this one:
you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I particularly laughed at this one:
you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's hysterical, and I would have found it funny when I was mormon!. Plenty of mormon-made films make fun of the exact same things, so I guess they're only allowed to make fun of themselves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
U have to understand that sometimes u can appeal successfully!.
Just because someone reported u , doesn't mean they're right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just because someone reported u , doesn't mean they're right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am a mormon and i laughed so hard!!! the one about masking tape, my mom does that!. doughnuts was funny too because people actually say that!. gosh and heck one was funny too!. i didn't find it insulting at all!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like your brother's deleted answer a lot! Mormons do actually have a sense of humor to go along with their 'report it' compulsions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's no wonder this keeps getting deleted, who wants to read a damn book, now quit being ridiculous!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe you are offending Mormons!. But I think it's funny!. People take things to seriously these days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but it is not a question: it is quite a short novel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the question but the you might be mormon thing was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
because mormons are people to they do not like there feeling hurt at all ever now a day that is why you getting Violations left and right and before this day is over with you will still get alot more every day trolls will be a watching for you from now onWww@Enter-QA@Com