Which one of you was the one that pushed Humpty Dumpty & caused him to have a gr!


Question: Which one of you was the one that pushed Humpty Dumpty & caused him to have a great fall!?
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It was me being my normal bizitchy self!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

See, the thing is, I couldn't help it!. He was about to get cracked, and it is MY wall!. Can't blame a person for wanting what is rightfully theirs, right!? Sorry!. I tried to put him together before all the king's horses and all the king's men came!. I couldn't put him together again, and neither could they!. Sorry for all the trouble!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

Okay, i confess!.!.!.!.!.!.She did it!.!. i saw the whole thing with my own eyes!. It was awfull, yolk all over the place!. It was soo hot it started cooking on the hot cement!. The hungry from all over were scrambling to eat what was on the ground!. They were so hungry and so much pushing and shoving, nobody ever thought about salt or pepper!. it was crazy!. Now if you ask me again, ill take the 5th!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry chicken eggs are getting really expensive and I had a huge crowd to feed this morning!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

It was also easier instead of cracking open thousands of chicken eggs!.!.!.!.!.!.I just pushed old Humpty off and in one crack the job was done!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it is called multi tasking and saving time!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't have a clue !.!.!. I was in another part of the castle, playing Ring-around-the-Rosie with some other friends of mine!. I can tell you that we asked Humpty, but he said he had a meeting, but wouldn't say with whom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

uh, i dont know what ur talking about, what, no, i wasnt high at the time, i swear to god man, i even have an alabi, oh, look over there, its edward james ulmose, waaah, leave me alone!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I didnt think it would be that great of a fall!.!.!.and besides i figured all the kings horses and all the kings men would be able to put him back together again! Its not my fault they couldnt do itWww@Enter-QA@Com

sooooo sorry that was me!!! i've just never liked fat, egg-shaped guys before!. i'd say i just gave him a nudge off, but the truth is i CHAINSAWED him off!!! and then i teabagged him for the rest of the day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

it was the person below me

do u really el duderinoWww@Enter-QA@Com

it was me, and all the king's horses and all his men didnt even try to put him together again!! that was a big cover up
They all were in on it!.!.!.so now you know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not me!. I am as innocent as a baby taking her nap and dreaming of her favorite blankie!. Sweet and innocent, that's me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Didn't push him, we were playing hop-scotch and he fell!. I called for the king's horses and the king's men, but it was too late!. sob!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't do it!. I was at the movies at the time!. I can prove it!. I still have the stub!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I pushed him to have a Great Summer!.!.!.!.!.!.I wasn't anywhere near him in the Fall!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The salt and pepper shakers did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i wasWww@Enter-QA@Com

i think there was a second pusher on the grassy knoll!.

Big Brother i have an alibi!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ME! I NEEDED EGGS FOR MY OMELETE DAMMIT!Www@Enter-QA@Com

according to csi he jumped !.!.his wife had an affair and was pregnant w double yokes!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who ever said I PUSHED him!.!.!.!? It was more of a POKE!.!.!.then a small KICK!. : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes!. :( I haven't felt the same since!. I always find myself wondering what if!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this question made me giggle!.
alot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OOOhhh no you diddntt!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

not me!
*whistles; looks around*Www@Enter-QA@Com

it was by accident, i swear!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'm sorry!. i'm just not a very good QBWww@Enter-QA@Com

Who ever posts after me xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

It was the one armed man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol you must be bored!Www@Enter-QA@Com

why are you a copWww@Enter-QA@Com

Not me!. I never lived where their were Kings!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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