Boys, have you ever put a sock "there" to make yourself look bigger?!
Question: Boys, have you ever put a sock "there" to make yourself look bigger!?
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A sock! A potato would be better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I used to sell MagLites (it's the huge flashlights that cops carry) and shoved one of those down my pants once just as a joke!. The store was in a big mall in a big city in one of those kiosk things out in the walk way!. I was young and skinny back then and was wearing some fairly tight jeans!. The Maglite reached halfway to my knee!.
You wouldn't believe the number of women, especially older women who surreptitiously stole glances at my nether regions! But it was just a joke!.
In truth I'm hung like a gnat but I'm a great uh!.!.!.kisser, and have earned all my various colored wings, and so have never been without a girlfriend for long!.
I've been married for 21 years now and am no longer thin!. :-)
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I met a girl once who I was pretty sure had a potato down her pants, but it turned out not to be!.
I love potatoes on girls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You wouldn't believe the number of women, especially older women who surreptitiously stole glances at my nether regions! But it was just a joke!.
In truth I'm hung like a gnat but I'm a great uh!.!.!.kisser, and have earned all my various colored wings, and so have never been without a girlfriend for long!.
I've been married for 21 years now and am no longer thin!. :-)
EDIT:
I met a girl once who I was pretty sure had a potato down her pants, but it turned out not to be!.
I love potatoes on girls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know what!.!. all kidding aside for a moment!.
I have never done anything like that!. When I was much younger I found out that what was average!.!. so I refused to let it 'bother me!.' And if some woman wasn't happy!.!. she never told me otherwise!.
Just as it doesn't matter to me what cup size she is!.!. either ya like me for who I am or you're not worth my time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have never done anything like that!. When I was much younger I found out that what was average!.!. so I refused to let it 'bother me!.' And if some woman wasn't happy!.!. she never told me otherwise!.
Just as it doesn't matter to me what cup size she is!.!. either ya like me for who I am or you're not worth my time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm pretty sure I just answered this, what I can't understand is why ya'll keep calling me out on it!. Should I use smaller socks!? Maybe the soft fuzzy ones!? Wool!? I'm confused!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sometimes, but if I see a woman wearing high heels i'll remove the sock immediately!.!. !. Something special about being kicked in the nuts by a women wearing high heels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. What if I got her home and then she realized I put a sock in there!? That would be horrible!.
Besides, I do ok!. I don't need the "extra credit assignment", if you know what I mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Besides, I do ok!. I don't need the "extra credit assignment", if you know what I mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why!? I'm not Porn Star size, that's extreme!. Would be very sad if a happy thought made you pass out! From lose of blood! :P Lets just say that I'm blessed and leave it at that! Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahhhhh Heck!!!! they dont make an XXXXXXLLLLLGGGG sock!.!.!.!.doggong it!.!.!.!.I have to use the plastic wrapper from the sunday paper and then its awful tight!.!.!.!.!.dont cha know!.!.!.!.and yes, I just took my medication!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No point in carrying a howitzer when not popping rounds, when my lady touches it the big gun comes outWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guys wouldn't even admit to doing that over the internet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why bother it gets bigger as soon as you are aroundWww@Enter-QA@Com
*just checking*Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats just retarted nobody would believe it anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
nah!.!.!.!.I just do it the old fashion way!.!.!.!.I rub it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Socks is for kiddies!. I put a watermelon there, more impressive,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
did he just surreptisiously!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! That's funny! Well I'm a girl, but yeah I don't think that's a good idea!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, never have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never even heard of anyone doing that!. Nah, we already have enough fake people in the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! No, never have!.
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com