What's an ironclad excuse to get me out of going to a baby shower?!
Question: What's an ironclad excuse to get me out of going to a baby shower!?
It's a "couples shower" and I'm just farting rainbows about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Tell them you need to get to the strip club to renew your man card!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. seriously, you know there is NO WAY in hell you are getting out of this UNLESS!.!.!.!.!.!.!. you call the "man" who is the baby daddy & tell him how he is screwing you & other guys by not manning up before this was ever an issue!. he needs to fix this NOW!.
show up drunk to assure you are never invited to another!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
show up drunk to assure you are never invited to another!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your cat has rabies and u need to hunt him down cause he got out of his cage!. after all u dont want someone to get bit and go resident evil on your town!.
that should work!.
or tell them there is a pissed off emu outside!. or a ninja monkey assassin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that should work!.
or tell them there is a pissed off emu outside!. or a ninja monkey assassin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Any communicable disease ought to excuse you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're getting a vesectomyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm moving to Antarctica (:
Or say your friend is sick, and you want to visit him/her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or say your friend is sick, and you want to visit him/her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call in sick with a bad cold!. You don't want the mon-to-be to catch anything!.!.!.!. BUT, be gracious and send a gift!.!.!. That's all showers are about anyway!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eat some ex laxWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell them that your spouse/partner has to go on a business trip, is sick, etc!. since its couplesWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's the night you rendezvous with your lover-the pool boy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Honey,
I will do your next tampon run for you!.
Works every time!.
Good luck!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will do your next tampon run for you!.
Works every time!.
Good luck!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do not know what I ate but I've come down with cramps and diarrhea !. I can't make it !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yea roadkill took the words right out of my mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com
You have diarrhea!. No questions will be asked I promise!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont like babies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell them youve got gas!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com