What's an ironclad excuse to get me out of going to a baby shower?!


Question: What's an ironclad excuse to get me out of going to a baby shower!?
It's a "couples shower" and I'm just farting rainbows about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Tell them you need to get to the strip club to renew your man card!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. seriously, you know there is NO WAY in hell you are getting out of this UNLESS!.!.!.!.!.!.!. you call the "man" who is the baby daddy & tell him how he is screwing you & other guys by not manning up before this was ever an issue!. he needs to fix this NOW!.

show up drunk to assure you are never invited to another!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your cat has rabies and u need to hunt him down cause he got out of his cage!. after all u dont want someone to get bit and go resident evil on your town!.


that should work!.

or tell them there is a pissed off emu outside!. or a ninja monkey assassin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Any communicable disease ought to excuse you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You're getting a vesectomyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm moving to Antarctica (:

Or say your friend is sick, and you want to visit him/her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Call in sick with a bad cold!. You don't want the mon-to-be to catch anything!.!.!.!. BUT, be gracious and send a gift!.!.!. That's all showers are about anyway!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

eat some ex laxWww@Enter-QA@Com

tell them that your spouse/partner has to go on a business trip, is sick, etc!. since its couplesWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's the night you rendezvous with your lover-the pool boy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Honey,

I will do your next tampon run for you!.

Works every time!.

Good luck!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I do not know what I ate but I've come down with cramps and diarrhea !. I can't make it !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yea roadkill took the words right out of my mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com

You have diarrhea!. No questions will be asked I promise!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I dont like babies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

tell them youve got gas!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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