Whats something you can say to your dog but NOT your girlfriend?!


Question: Whats something you can say to your dog but NOT your girlfriend!?
Answers:
"Come"
"Grab the ball, grab the ball"
"Get off the mailman!"
"I'm gonna give you a bath and then a nice bone"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Rollover!. Now, play dead!.

I'd take you for a walk but you're just gonna dump on the neighbors lawn and you know that makes him mad!.

Jeez you stink, what have you been rolling in!

Stop dragging your butt all over the carpet!

I'm taking you to the vet next week to get you fixed!.

Stop begging!. I'll feed you when I'm done with my dinner!.

Stop drinking out of the toilet!

The breeder said he would give me $800 bucks if you would mate with his dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-you're so nice and hairy
-your breath stinks
-think you have bugs in your hair
-let's take you out for a poop
-you're gaining weight again
-let's clean your earsWww@Enter-QA@Com

THUMBS UP FOR THE TWO FUNNY ANSWERS!!! Here's my contributions!

You are the cat's meow BABY!!!!

Now I know why you're man's best friend!

Go fetch!

To the vet with you!! it's time to get spayed/neutered!

PLEASE!!! Don't stop lapping!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I always wanted to name my dog filthy whore so when she ran away I could yell "Get back here you filthy whore!" and not get into troubleWww@Enter-QA@Com

C'mon (word for female dog), time to put on your leash and show you to the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Look at that fat belly!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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