I have a pet monkey and he smokes. How do I get him to quit?!
Question: I have a pet monkey and he smokes!. How do I get him to quit!?
I am worried for his health!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
spank him over and over again
for chain smoking chickens choking them works wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
for chain smoking chickens choking them works wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chantix it works good !. I'm' on it and i 've cut down from two packs a day to one pack a week!. To almost none!. Its still hard to do you have to change your routine ,can't do the same things you use to i have a hard time talking on the phone or being around people cause i would always want to smoke so for now i stay away from the phone and find things to do in my home !. I hope i helped you !. P!.S!.You have to get it from Dr!.That's if your Vet will even give that to him !. I think if that doesn't work you should set him free in the jungle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I suggest you take it to the RSPCA and give it to them because you are obviously inadequate to own a pet if you let it smoke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
r u serious monkeys smoke or r u sure its not ur boyfriend n ur sayng monket as a joke!.!. lolz but if he like to chew gum give him nicorette gum otherwise take him to the vet sometimes they will give him a patch i kno gorillas that smoke get patches n they stop in like less than 2 or 3 month since their body is smaller!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That seems fairly simple to me!. Quit buying cigarettes!. The monkey can't go to the store and buy cigarettes because he's under 18!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think you should sit him down and have a serious chat with him!. Tell him how you are feeling and are really worried!. If he loves you, then I'm sure he'll understand!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude if u dont want a smoking monkey illl take it!!!!! then id have some 1 to smoke ciggs wit, my wife dont smoke ne more!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stop giving him cigarettes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take away his car keys so he can't get to the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hhahahahahahahahaha thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
teach him to suck a banana instead!.
it's still not a good habit!.!.
but it's better than smoking!.
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it's still not a good habit!.!.
but it's better than smoking!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
get him a girlfriend, or tape nicorette patches to his foreheadWww@Enter-QA@Com
get him addicted to bananasWww@Enter-QA@Com
nicorett gum!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Spank your monkey!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Serve him with divorce papers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give him alcohol, it'll take his mind off of it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, who pays for the cigarettes!?!? Think about it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good luck to u and your monkeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Make him smoke menthol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha are you serious lol!.!.!.thats funny but I would say ask your vetWww@Enter-QA@Com