Bad day! HELP?!
Question: Bad day! HELP!?
i had a terrible day!. the guy i like has a gf and things are going from bad 2 worse!. Do you have anything to cheer me up!? (joke, story, or how crappy your day was!?) thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sometimes when you have had a bad day it feels good to be just a little bit annoying plus I just thought this list was funny!.
How to Be Annoying
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way!."
* Drum on every available surface!.
* Sing the Batman theme constantly!.
* Staple papers in the middle of the page!.
* Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number!. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home!.
* Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks!.
* Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page!.
* Set alarms for random times!.
* Honk and wave to strangers!.
* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange!.
* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show!.
* Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies!.
* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register!.
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!.
* Pay for your dinner with pennies!.
* Repeat everything someone says, as a question!.
* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley!.
* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly!.
* At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks!.
* As much as possible, skip rather than walk!.
* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read!.
* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles!.
* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it!.
* Name your dog "Dog!."
* Ask people what gender they are!.
* Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!."
* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray!.
* Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot"!.
* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol!.
* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet!.
* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up!.
* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September!.
* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down!.
* Mow your lawn with scissors!.
* At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment!.
* Never make eye contact!.
* Shout random numbers while someone is counting!.
* Make appointments for the 31st of November!.
* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How to Be Annoying
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way!."
* Drum on every available surface!.
* Sing the Batman theme constantly!.
* Staple papers in the middle of the page!.
* Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number!. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home!.
* Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks!.
* Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page!.
* Set alarms for random times!.
* Honk and wave to strangers!.
* Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange!.
* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show!.
* Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies!.
* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register!.
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!.
* Pay for your dinner with pennies!.
* Repeat everything someone says, as a question!.
* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley!.
* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly!.
* At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks!.
* As much as possible, skip rather than walk!.
* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read!.
* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles!.
* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it!.
* Name your dog "Dog!."
* Ask people what gender they are!.
* Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think!."
* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray!.
* Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot"!.
* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol!.
* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet!.
* Make beeping noises when a large person backs up!.
* Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September!.
* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down!.
* Mow your lawn with scissors!.
* At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
* Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment!.
* Never make eye contact!.
* Shout random numbers while someone is counting!.
* Make appointments for the 31st of November!.
* Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well my last day of school was pretty crappy!. i didnt get my report card because i had a library fine for like $30!.00 and my mom had to come in and write a check, and i got like 3 B's, then me and my friends went bowling and i had wicked bad cramps the entire time and my crush was in the next lane, staring at me!.!.!.but in the bad way, like the "Wow, you really suck at bowling" kind of way!. yup so that's how MY day went!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its gonna be hard for me to cheer u up when im dealing with the same problem! but i'll tell ya this if that guy doesnt like u the way u like him, then god has a better guy for u!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
everybody haass bad dayss
butt, if you want to feel better
search the songs:
electric feel
the green gentlemen
!.!.!.!.
they will help you out like they did meWww@Enter-QA@Com
butt, if you want to feel better
search the songs:
electric feel
the green gentlemen
!.!.!.!.
they will help you out like they did meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chocolate - heaps & heaps of chocolate!Www@Enter-QA@Com