Should I be allowed to beat mercilessly people who push the elevator call button!
Question: Should I be allowed to beat mercilessly people who push the elevator call button after I do!?
It's all lit up and everything!. What makes them think I am incompetnent at button-pushing!?
Survey: forced to listen to Barney Songs Volume 3 or whipped with barbed wire!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Survey: forced to listen to Barney Songs Volume 3 or whipped with barbed wire!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
No you may not!. Simply get on the elevator, place a hand gently but firmly on their chest blocking them from getting on and remind them they pressed for the NEXT elevator, this one is yours!.
Typical response is "Are you crazy!?!!!"
"Why yes, I am!. Do you really want to be locked in this elevator with me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Typical response is "Are you crazy!?!!!"
"Why yes, I am!. Do you really want to be locked in this elevator with me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, but if you just stand there pushing their shoulder, (like they all pushed the button, the morons!) you won't get arrested and it's really fun! Keep saying!. "Is it here yet!? Is it here yet!?" Like your a mental case or something!. Then when they flip out, calmly go to the elevator call button and do and say the same thing!. Morons!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are the same people who go up to a store that's closed, look in the window to see if anyone is there and pull on the door, trying to get in!.
Headphones held in place by barbed wire playing Barney at 94db!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Headphones held in place by barbed wire playing Barney at 94db!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When someone presses an elevator button after I have, I turn to them and say
!.!.!.wow I wasn't really going anywhere with that one!. Sorry!.
Anyhoo, I'll take barbed wire for the poll, and good to see ya!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.wow I wasn't really going anywhere with that one!. Sorry!.
Anyhoo, I'll take barbed wire for the poll, and good to see ya!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess mace wouldn't be a good idea since it would be a small space and I would be in it, too!.!.!.!.!.but I'd probably still try it and see what happened!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh God, was that YOU!?!? So sorry, but that light can be confusing!. It lights up when you PRESS the button, huh!? I thought it was the other way around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think we should all be allowed to carry around with us a little baseball bat for just such occasions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Freaky said she'd "Judo Chop" them to shreds for you!.!.!.
She's a "Martial Arts Massage Therapist!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She's a "Martial Arts Massage Therapist!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
what's an elevator!? is that like some kind of drug you rich people take!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
And you got boneheads like this one up here!.!.!.that think it will come faster if you keep pushing it!.
whipped with barbed wire!.!.!.please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whipped with barbed wire!.!.!.please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think you understand!. If you push it again!. it comes FASTER!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't believe you're one of THOSE people who only push it once!. That's gross!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes of course as long as you dont get caughtWww@Enter-QA@Com
I thought you said Impotent!.
get in the car with me!. We'll show them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
get in the car with me!. We'll show them!Www@Enter-QA@Com