If you passed out drunk in Wal-Mart, what's the worst that could happen?!


Question: If you passed out drunk in Wal-Mart, what's the worst that could happen!?
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Disgruntled employees would use your bottom cavity to smuggle out new DVD releases!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well first of all,the customers would empty your pockets,then the employees would strip your clothes off your body and resell them to unsuspecting customers,then call the Police and have you arrested for public drunkenness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you passed out somewhere others can't see you, you can be kidnapped, tortured, and killed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

We would call the police and have you arrested!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Since you'd be scrunched between the sausages and the bologna!.!.!.they'd stamp your head with a discount sticker and hope some idiot doesn't smell you to see if you've reached your expiration date!.

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They'd slap on one of their giant trademark smiling face on you whilst you still lay on the floor, gotta save face for their customers, heh :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

They could take you out back, and make them into Smartprice Chicken Pies!!! ARGGGHHHHHHH!!! Run away!!

The chicken pies taste quite gross anyway, so it could happen ppl!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You'd be mistaken as an employee and put in the office until you wake up, and then told to get out there and work!Www@Enter-QA@Com

an open 5 gallon, $2!.99 bucket of pickles next to you and a pickle shoved in every orificeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Be proped up on a shelf and sold as part of a two for one specialWww@Enter-QA@Com

I would get eaten alive by the giant floor waxerWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wake up in the drunk tank, or ERWww@Enter-QA@Com

They thought You took a long lunch break, as an employee!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I wouldn't want to find out!. Wal-Mart scares me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They'd give you a rollback!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a pimply ugly dude might take advantage of me!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com

That i would get sold !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

You would go to jail!.!.!.!.!.!.if they couldn't make a buck off you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't even wanna think about that!.!.!.ugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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