You know when your........?!


Question: You know when your!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
You know when your getting old!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

!.!.!.You go for a haircut and they trim your Ears & Eyebrows too!.

How else can you tell when your getting old!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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You flirt with young things on the internet pretending youre a single unmarried hunk!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

When you are offered the elderly/disabled seat on the underground!.

Happened to my Dad!. He said i don't know what's worse that they thought i looked old or disabled!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

your hair is turning grey, and wrinkles are starting to grow on your face and later, all over your body, It's really sad to think that all of us in this world will experience that and also death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you say the things your parents used to say that you swore you would never say!.

You look in the mirror and your mother is looking back at youWww@Enter-QA@Com

You look for your house keys and they are already in the door or you are looking for your mobile phone and you already have it in your hand!. I must be getting old then :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

you're getting old when you think yep I'm turning into my mum
you're getting really old when you think yep I'm turning into my nan
now that's a worryWww@Enter-QA@Com

(if your a girl) and you get random long hairs growing out of your chin

(not that i have experienced this personally im only 16)Www@Enter-QA@Com

A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge!.
You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones!.
Your back goes out more often than you do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When chocolates & berries are not as tempting anymore!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The grey hair that is forming on my shoulders as they cut !.!.!.!. I hate that reminderWww@Enter-QA@Com

When you stop worrying about getting pregnantWww@Enter-QA@Com

When i talk about my vinyl records(of which I have over a thousand) and they are all music from the 70's!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you know you are getting old when you attend more funerals than weddings!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm getting terrible at remembering where I put things!.
I need reading glasses to see upclose!.
I find myself nodding off after teatime, or for an hour in the afternoon!.
How about you !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your face slowly morphs so it looks like a bulldogs @ss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You hate your childrens taste in music!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

People stand up to let you sit down on the bus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When u put a pair of tights on and u have to drag yr skin up at the same time to make yr legs look nice!. lol - i havent got there yet thank god!Www@Enter-QA@Com

they ask you if they can help you with your groceries and stuff!.!.!. thank gawd it hasn't happened to me yet!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you know when your old when!.!.!.!.!.you cant think of an answerWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your hands always tell your age no matter what or who you are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When you stress out over stupid things!.!.!!
have a great day!.!.love Donk ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

its getting harder and harder to pump and popWww@Enter-QA@Com

when rushing upstairs is for the toilet not the bedroom xWww@Enter-QA@Com

when you start don't like your mirror lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

3V3RYTHING THAT 3V3RON3 SAID UP TH3R3^^^^^ LOL
AND DOWN TH3R3 lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.Coppers look like kids!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

people start calling you Mrs!.


Urgh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

u look for your glasses while wearing them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when your nostril hair turns grayWww@Enter-QA@Com

when you get crankyyy
when you start to stress people out by asking them to repeat stuff
when you wear old people stuff
when you play bingo everyday
when you dont go out as often
gray hair
wrinkles
:)
i have nothing against old people lol

i have a few more,,,,
1!. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!.

2!. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals!.

3!. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere!.

4!. Your little black book contains only names that end in M!.D!.

5!. Your children begin to look middle aged!.

6!. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall!.

7!. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet!.

8!. You look forward to a dull evening!.

9!. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today!."

10!. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons!.

11!. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going!.

12!. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't!.

14!. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course!.

15!. Your back goes out more than you do!.

17!. Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl!.

18!. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife!.

19!. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there!.

20!. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet!.

21!. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise!.

22!. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions!.

23!. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead!.

24!. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room!.

25!. You buy a compass for the dash of your car!.

26!. You are proud of your lawn mower!.

27!. Your best friend is dating someone half his age!.!.!.and isn't breaking any laws!.

28!. You call Olan Mills before they call you!.

29!. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper!.

30!. You sing along with the elevator music!.

31!. You would rather go to work than stay home sick!.

32!. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline!.

33!. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations!.

34!. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life!.

35!. You make an appointment to see the dentist!.

36!. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge!.

37!. Neighbors borrow your tools!.

38!. People call at 9 p!.m!. and ask, "Did I wake you!?"

39!. You have a dream about prunes!.

40!. You answer a question with, "because I said so!."

41!. You send money to PBS!.

42!. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants!.

43!. You take a metal detector to the beach!.

44!. You wear black socks with sandals!.

45!. You know what the word "equity" means!.

46!. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV!.

47!. Your ears are hairier than your head!.

48!. You get into a heated argument about pension plans!.

49!. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV")!.

50!. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it!.

51!. When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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