Are cattle prods illegal?!


Question: Are cattle prods illegal!?
The dang little kids in my hood won't stay out of my yard and the candy bowl on the porch!. I used a cattle prod that I had from when I was a cowboy for Christmas and zapped them a few times to prove my point!. One of the ugly little brats called his lawyer and now I have to go to court!. I didn't even have the thing turned up! I also punched one of the little girls but she didn't call her lawyer, she 'manned up' What is wrong with this little wimp!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Oh I know him!. He's a whiner!. His DAD is his lawyer!. They tried to pull this same stuff on me last year!. Walk down there and put the prod on Dad!. That's what I did!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's only illegal if they yelled "Don't Taz Me Bro!" just prior to administering a non-lethal jolt!. If the kept quiet beforehand, your a winner in court!. Even if they did, chances are is was not caught on film!. Counter sue for punitive damages!.!.!.

That will be $69!.00 (I charge $4140!.00/hr!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

they are legal to use on children as long as you set to 'maim' only!.!.!.

that said, since when are u concerned with 'legalities' anyway- especially when children and torture are involved!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I used to use one on a woman at a mental hospital with approval by her psychiatrist!. It was kind of fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cowboy Up,, dude zap the lil bratsWww@Enter-QA@Com

You need a potato gun!. That will make problems like these kids "go away"!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I suppose cattle would want them to be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

dang I hope they're not illegal, then how will I discipline my children!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

They should be legal,!.!.!.!.!.And used more often!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

could i borrow yours to use on my kids!? thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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