Jack and Jill: Why does it take TWO people to fetch ONE pail of water?!
Question: Jack and Jill: Why does it take TWO people to fetch ONE pail of water!?
Answers:
Ok, I hate to break this to you!.!.!.It really should be a talk you had with your parents many years ago!.!.!.sigh!.!.!.
They wanted to go up there and make out!.
I know!.!.you are shocked!.
I am not explaining making out, you will have to ask another question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They wanted to go up there and make out!.
I know!.!.you are shocked!.
I am not explaining making out, you will have to ask another question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
PLAY DATE -- the parent was trying to keep them entertained and teach them the importance of team work and how to play well with others!. Little did the parent know what JACK had in mind -- when he grabbed Jill's butt she smacked him so hard it broke his crown and he tumbled down the hill in the course of the swing, she lost her balance and tumbled right after him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a sexual metaphor!.!.and in most sexual metaphors, it takes two!.!.!.you didn't know THIS!?!!.!.!.just add "off" to their names and it all starts to reveal itself!.!.!.in this case!.!.!.it's about Jack's impotence and Jill's subsequent infidelity!.!.!.i!.e!.!.'jill came tumbling'!.!.!.i!.e!.!.'fallen woman'!.!.!.!.!.still need help!? !.!."Jack fell down and broke his crown!.!.!.the crown goes!.!.!.!.!. on the!.!.!.!.ah, fergit it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most fairytales and nursery rhymes are about teen pregnancy!.
What Durden said: There was once a father who had seven sons and the sons said Father !.!.!. tell us a story !.!.!. As the father began !.!.!. There was once a father who had seven sons and the sons said !.!.!. tell us a story !.!.!.!. And the father began !.!.!.!. there was once a fatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
What Durden said: There was once a father who had seven sons and the sons said Father !.!.!. tell us a story !.!.!. As the father began !.!.!. There was once a father who had seven sons and the sons said !.!.!. tell us a story !.!.!.!. And the father began !.!.!.!. there was once a fatherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Es war einmal ein Vater der hatte sieben S?hne
und die S?hne sprachen!.!.!.Vater erz?hle uns eine geschichte!.!.!.
Da fing der Vater an!.!.!.Es war einmal ein Vater der hatte sieben S?hne
und die sieben S?hne sprachen!.!.!.Vater erz?hle uns eine geschichte!.!.!.!.Da fing der Vater an!.!.!.!.es war einmal ein Va!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
und die S?hne sprachen!.!.!.Vater erz?hle uns eine geschichte!.!.!.
Da fing der Vater an!.!.!.Es war einmal ein Vater der hatte sieben S?hne
und die sieben S?hne sprachen!.!.!.Vater erz?hle uns eine geschichte!.!.!.!.Da fing der Vater an!.!.!.!.es war einmal ein Va!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack was hoping to mess with Jill along the way!.!.!.what I want to know though is WHY does Jill come tumbling after!? Was she dumb enough to see Jack roll down the hill so she just said "I'm game too" or did she get knocked down by whatever broke Jack's crown!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
They'd both flunked phys!. ed!. and were these puny weaklings who couldn't lift a gallon of milk if they had to!.!.!. They'd spent too much time on the freaking computer and their muscles had atrophied! Much like some Y!A users!.!.!. I'm not naming names but you know who you are!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack couldn't find the well!. So Jill went with him!. Jack tripped over his own shoe laces!.!.yea!.!.typical!.!.Jill tripped over Jack!.!.!.ok!. Now you get the picture!. Jack's a dumb@$$!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Would that be Jack Nicholson and Jill St!. John!? Jillian Anderson!? I really think you should start working on a screenplay about the incident!.!.!.it might make an okay book, too!. The ideas will flow once you get started!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
without Jack!.!.!. where would Jill be!.!.!.
without Jill!.!.!. where would Jack be!?
ohhh what then>!?<
clean water thoughts!.
Jack and Jill is a great teaching for those!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
without Jill!.!.!. where would Jack be!?
ohhh what then>!?<
clean water thoughts!.
Jack and Jill is a great teaching for those!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are both really thirsty, and the water may have made the pail a little bit two heavy for one of them to carry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because, Loose:
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with $2!.50
Do you still think they really sought water!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with $2!.50
Do you still think they really sought water!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
They went hand in hand and they have to talk about sexy things on the way up, so the two of them are necessary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's freaking allegory! Sheesh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack had to draw the water, Jill had to tell him how!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're Siamese twins !.!.!. excuse me, conjoined twins - must be politically correct nowadays!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because they are Siamese!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pail is heavy, duh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think they just want to be alone together!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because back in those days they believed in the buddy system!. Love honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
You STILL don't know why they REALLY went up the hill!?!?
Poor dear!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor dear!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
saftey back upWww@Enter-QA@Com
maybe thats not all they were doing, dirty kids LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com