Ladies: Be honest, giving birth does not hurt?!
Question: Ladies: Be honest, giving birth does not hurt!?
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Your funny dude!. LOL
All the ladies here at the office love your humor!.
Thumbs up/star for making us laugh Jay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All the ladies here at the office love your humor!.
Thumbs up/star for making us laugh Jay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, if you want the honest truth I would have gave up on the poop after 20 minutes of pushing that hard (joking) !.LOL!. But seriously it feels like a thousand bees stinging into both sides of your stomach and the doctors make you push and push and it hurt like when your constipated and you keep pushing and it won't come out only it is way worse, but when it is over it is amazing shat you have just made a new life is in this world because, YOU didn't give up on the baby and even though it is a new born baby I'm pretty sure it didn't give up on you!. God Bless You!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! i didn't think it would hurt as bad as it did, but it was utter HELL! every contraction felt like my pelvis was LITERALLY being ripped apart it was so painful from my back down to my thighs!. i was in labor for 3 days with contractions up to 40 min long (yes, seriously!) that had me writhing in pain & semi conscious!. i ended up giving up on my nonmedicated plan after 2 nights without a wink of sleep & being unable to keep any food down for 3 days on top of th horrid contractions, and only being 4 cm dialted! it even hurt thru the epidural, but tolerably!. oh yeah, and my plans for a second child have been completely discarded!.
it was the worst pain i'd ever felt in my LIFE, and i've sustained 2nd degree burns on over 15% of my body before, and a multitude of other injuries (including ripping a hole in the huge tendon on the outer thigh by falling onto a rock 20 ft down) that barely phased meWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was the worst pain i'd ever felt in my LIFE, and i've sustained 2nd degree burns on over 15% of my body before, and a multitude of other injuries (including ripping a hole in the huge tendon on the outer thigh by falling onto a rock 20 ft down) that barely phased meWww@Enter-QA@Com
I remember while I was having those contractions I was thinking to myself "I don't think I can do this!" At the time, I remember thinking I would never have any more babies because I couldn't go through this again!.
But it's funny how that pain fades from your mind!. I remember it hurting, but I can't remember exactly how much it hurt!. This must be some kind of defense mechanism to allow women to go on to have more children!. At any rate, all of the pain is worth it -- I have a beautiful baby daughter now who I wouldn't trade for the world!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But it's funny how that pain fades from your mind!. I remember it hurting, but I can't remember exactly how much it hurt!. This must be some kind of defense mechanism to allow women to go on to have more children!. At any rate, all of the pain is worth it -- I have a beautiful baby daughter now who I wouldn't trade for the world!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The birth of my daughter barely hurt!. I had a c section and felt no pain until after words when I could not move and sitting up felt like I had been stabbed in the stomach and then there was the throwing up and the pain that came with that and then there was the after math when my stomach muscles where healing and I could barley walk without crying!! SO!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.yes!.!.!.it hurt!.!.!.really, really really, really bad!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a pain you forget in a instant, when you see your baby!. Cause if you remembered it, you would not go through another child birth, but most women do, and I did too, if it would have been so bad, I would have not wanted another child!.!.!.and all woman have different tolerance to pain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had twins and the first one was almost delivered on the way to the hospital, I wasn't worried about the pain! They didn't tell me I was having twins, the surprise of it all is what I had to deal with!! They were born in 1977 before the ultrasonic came out!. If it was that horrible women would only have one child, I had 4!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first time I did it, I remember laying there as she was crowning and thinking that it was the worse thing I've ever experienced!. Pain was an understatement as to what I experienced!. It took me 2 years to say I'd have another kid!.
The second time, 12 years later I will honestly admit that it did not hurt!. Go figure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second time, 12 years later I will honestly admit that it did not hurt!. Go figure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It hurts, I don't see how anyone who has experienced could say it doesn't!. Epidurals are a WONDERFUL thing!. Thanks to them, I can say that I have two episodes of pain in my life that did hurt worse than childbirth!. But, that's just my experience, every woman is different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, YES it does!. You try and push a grapefruit out of your winkie and see if that hurts!. That's about the size of the average babies head!. But, to give you an example better suited to the hole in your winkie, push an orange out of it, or try pushing one in which will hurt just as much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i did not give birth in the conventional way!. i had C-sections with all of mine!. so it did not hurt like the other way, but having your lower ab sliced open and your uterus thrown on top of your stomach to pull a breech baby out wasn't exactly a picnic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lets see you pull a grape fruit out of your hind end!.!.!.then tell me child birth does not hurt!.!.!.!.do you know what an apesiotomy is!?
where they cut the skin to prevent perineal tissues from ripping!.!.RIPPING in the most sensitive area of the body!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
where they cut the skin to prevent perineal tissues from ripping!.!.RIPPING in the most sensitive area of the body!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lets see you pop an apple out of your manhood and see who's asking for drugs!.
Edit: Jay you be honest-does getting kicked in the manhood really hurt!? you guys seem to drop at the very mention *whap*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Edit: Jay you be honest-does getting kicked in the manhood really hurt!? you guys seem to drop at the very mention *whap*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Uh Yeah!!! I had 2 babys and NO PAIN KILLERS!! It hurts like hell!!! it feels like sum 1 is stabbing u with a knife in ur back It probley dont hurt to the ones who take pain killers like the IV or The shot in the back but yes it does!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I need to stop laughing first!.
Just imagine being torn in two and that oughta do it!. You can decide for yourself whether or not that hurts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just imagine being torn in two and that oughta do it!. You can decide for yourself whether or not that hurts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pain is unlike anything else (except maybe a gunshot wound, crushed limbs, etc)!.!.!.!.But it's worth it!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Imagine squeezing a lemon slowly out your penis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's painfully obvious that you posted this question to get a rise out of women!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have been sick all my life!. And am currently in terrible pain but it pales when I think about giving birth to my two children!. It was hell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let me jam a police-issue battering ram up your hole (any of them will do) and use it like a mortar and pestle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, it doesn't exactly feel good!. I didn't think it was horrible, but people have different pain levels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BULLSH__________________!!!!!!!! I have had 6 and ALL but the last one, I had NO anesthetia ( sp!?!?!?) The last one I was high on morphine!.!.!.so I felt NO pain!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
being burnt!.!. is 3rd degree pain
giving birth is 13th degree pain!.!.
go figure out now!.!. whether it pains or not!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
giving birth is 13th degree pain!.!.
go figure out now!.!. whether it pains or not!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA! Once YOU experience child birth!.!.!.THEN you can say it doesn't hurt!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
only if you have the epidural!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bend over, shove a stick up your *** and tell me how it feels!.!.!.!.!.!.oh and a big one, not no twig!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You keep believing that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well it depends on the woman!. It hurts for some and doesn't for others!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its the worse pain i have even felt!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my mom said it did:)\
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they just fall out, big dealWww@Enter-QA@Com