What's the most random thing you can think off?!
Question: What's the most random thing you can think off!?
put anything down! anything that is random, hopefully it's slightly funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Cartoon clowns falling into baked beansWww@Enter-QA@Com
Once apon a time a worm came up to me and said 'hey sexy lady, wanna roll!? I said 'I don't even know you!' The he started doing a striptease!! I cringed as i saw the further horrors of his 'wormy flesh' i walked off my eyes flinching!.
Later on that day i was shopping at a supermarket, and at the cashout desk a rhino happened to be serving me! I said 'G'day mate' He said (in a robot accent) I do not understand what your saying, please **** off!. So i punched him in the head, but it turns out he really was a robot and my hand was hurting for hours after! When i got home there was black stains on my wall, i looked around and saw nothing but Michael Jackson jumping up and down on one of those mini trampalines!. I said 'Well he is a tramp after all!' he said 'haha(sarcastically) very funny you *****! So i punched him but i forgot about my hand and was rushed off to the hospital where i am now eating crappy food and writing on this crappy computer!.
That was my day!.!.!.
( i'm not in a hosptital btw)
Like it!? I just totally made that up as i went along!.
x!.IndigoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Later on that day i was shopping at a supermarket, and at the cashout desk a rhino happened to be serving me! I said 'G'day mate' He said (in a robot accent) I do not understand what your saying, please **** off!. So i punched him in the head, but it turns out he really was a robot and my hand was hurting for hours after! When i got home there was black stains on my wall, i looked around and saw nothing but Michael Jackson jumping up and down on one of those mini trampalines!. I said 'Well he is a tramp after all!' he said 'haha(sarcastically) very funny you *****! So i punched him but i forgot about my hand and was rushed off to the hospital where i am now eating crappy food and writing on this crappy computer!.
That was my day!.!.!.
( i'm not in a hosptital btw)
Like it!? I just totally made that up as i went along!.
x!.IndigoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Could never put Humpty Dumpty together again!.
How random was that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Could never put Humpty Dumpty together again!.
How random was that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Christmas Truce of World War I!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chicken!. some reason chickens are the funniest thing around!.
I got chased by an army of chickens!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got chased by an army of chickens!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pigs pucky poo poo and orangutans scanoly wobble!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHY WOULD YOU FEED FOIL TO A LLAMA !?!?!? IT ALREADY ATE THE ANTENNA DONT ENCOURAGE IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sea OttersWww@Enter-QA@Com
BOOGERS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't like it when that one grape rolls under the refrigerator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Numbers! random numbers! (they are funny: ask anyone in maths!. field!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
cruccioWww@Enter-QA@Com
plithgerbilsWww@Enter-QA@Com
wish i was invisible!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Farmer's Daughter has "got milk" !Www@Enter-QA@Com
my throat drying up my God I need something to drink before
I die of dehydration
water pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
I die of dehydration
water pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why is there sausage in my cake!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is no spoon!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com