We having a ghetto barbecue. What do I need?!
Question: We having a ghetto barbecue!. What do I need!?
I have the grill in front of the stoop ready to fire her up!. Help!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I will bring the brats!Www@Enter-QA@Com
gasoline rather than charcoal lighting fluid
branches rather than charcoal
Barbecue sauce - generic
All the meat you can get for what you got from "Moo and Oink"
A casette tape player
paper plates that can't hold anything without collapsing
rolls of paper towels
baby wipes
broken lawn chairs and mismatched kitchen chairs
a plastic pitcher, packets of Kool-aid and the garden hose to use for water supply for Kool-Aid, watering lawn, washing off barbeque sauce and to put out the fire
A 2 pound bag of sugar for the Kool-Aid (nothing tastes worse that Kool-aid with no sugar)
I almost forgot, you have to have "booty bread" instead of buns, bootybread is the very first and very last sice of bread in the loaf that no one wants to eat!.
And watered down ketchup and mustard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
branches rather than charcoal
Barbecue sauce - generic
All the meat you can get for what you got from "Moo and Oink"
A casette tape player
paper plates that can't hold anything without collapsing
rolls of paper towels
baby wipes
broken lawn chairs and mismatched kitchen chairs
a plastic pitcher, packets of Kool-aid and the garden hose to use for water supply for Kool-Aid, watering lawn, washing off barbeque sauce and to put out the fire
A 2 pound bag of sugar for the Kool-Aid (nothing tastes worse that Kool-aid with no sugar)
I almost forgot, you have to have "booty bread" instead of buns, bootybread is the very first and very last sice of bread in the loaf that no one wants to eat!.
And watered down ketchup and mustard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, Strawberry Soda, a bucket of Church's Chicken, BBQ sauce, styrofoam plates!.!.!.(cheaper) a broken recliner in the front yard and an 88 Cadillac with hydrolics!.!.!.bumpin " Nothin But A G Thang"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ghetto FriesWww@Enter-QA@Com
some dominoes and and card table!.!.!.and don't forget the kool-aid! Oh and you'll need a drunk uncle in the mix to make it more ghetto fabulous!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You forgot to tell Ray-Ray, Pookie, and "Dem" not "Them" but "Dem" to run down to the ABC Liquid store and get some dranks! ( ^ _ ^ ) Not drinks but "dranks!" Hahahahahaha : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sunflower seeds, cars parked on the lawn, females named ShaFreakqua and Loquida, tip jar, grill made out of a tin barrell and you should be good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dominoes!.!.!. thunder bird and everything sexy chocolate said
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Use a hubcap if you need a platter!.
Use paperware that says Happy Birthday, and Happy Graduation on it (etc)
Get huge bags of cheap popcornWww@Enter-QA@Com
Use paperware that says Happy Birthday, and Happy Graduation on it (etc)
Get huge bags of cheap popcornWww@Enter-QA@Com
DONT FORGET THE BARBECUE SAUCE LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Collection basket so someone run to the corner store a get a couple of 40'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
some ghetto meat and ghetto buns lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
put a couch on the front lawn if you got one!. plus chickenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Po'k chops and ribs
Lots of watermelon!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lots of watermelon!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you need a 40 and a joint!.Www@Enter-QA@Com