Poll favorite joke?!


Question: Poll favorite joke!?
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The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I don't remember it Clearly but It was somewhere along these lines!.!.!.

A minnesota Wild fan, A Red Wings fan, A San jose Sharks fan, and an Anaheim Ducks Fan, were all climbing up a mountain!. Each fan were trying to prove who was the bigger fan of their teams, so when they reached the top of the mountain the Wild fan turned to the other fans and said, "This is for Minnesota", and jumped off the mountain!. The Red wings fan than followed and jumped off the mountain yelling "This is for Hockey town!", Then finally the San Jose fan, looked at the Ducks fan, and Pushed him off the Mountain and yelled "That is for the San jose Sharks" !.!.

lol made me laugh, when i first heard it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.!.!.I heard it from my brother!.!.!.here is another one!.!.a mexican walks up to a soda machine and puts in 90 cents, and the screen says DIME(but in spanish dime means tell me)!. So he leans in and whispers Coca-Cola!.!.!.!.hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

an englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a nun, a rabi, and a priest walk into a bar!.
the barman says "what is this!? some kind of joke!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

The Telemarketer JokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

if all brides are beautiful where did all the ugly wifes come from lol come on think about it thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call cheese that's not yours!?


NACHO CHEESE!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma is a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

oh snap, I was going to say yo mama!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

money means nothing
johnWww@Enter-QA@Com



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