Poll tell me your favorite joke?!
Question: Poll tell me your favorite joke!?
Answers:
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun!. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops!. "You poor man," she says!. "I bet you've never been kissed have you!?"
The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth!.
A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up!. "You look like you need a hug," she says!.
He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away!.
A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by!. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him!.
"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed!?"
"No," he says with a hopeful grin!.
"Well, you are now!. The tide's coming in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth!.
A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up!. "You look like you need a hug," she says!.
He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away!.
A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by!. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him!.
"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed!?"
"No," he says with a hopeful grin!.
"Well, you are now!. The tide's coming in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do u call a dog w/ no legs!?
u dont its not going to come either way
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u dont its not going to come either way
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What happened when the cabbage, tap and tomato had a race!?
The cabbage was a head but the tap was still running, and the tomato couldn't ketchup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cabbage was a head but the tap was still running, and the tomato couldn't ketchup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What Does The pink Panther Say when he steps on A Dead Bug HINT (You have to know who the Pink pnather is, and His Theme Song)
---- DeadAnt,DeadAnt,DeadAnt,Dead ant, Dead Annt,Www@Enter-QA@Com
---- DeadAnt,DeadAnt,DeadAnt,Dead ant, Dead Annt,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most of the Chuck Norris ones, for example:
Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q:What would seagulls be called if they flew over the bay!?
A:Baygulls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A:Baygulls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
true love waits?Www@Enter-QA@Com