Whats your major malfunction?!


Question: Whats your major malfunction!?
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ive had 4 questions removed in the past 24 hours from reporting @ss trolls
yep!.!.!.thats my malfunction
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i don't have one
how about you!?

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here!.
have some dead baby jokes to cheer you up!.

How many babies does it take to paint a house!?
Depends how hard you throw them!.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles !?
Nail its other hand to the floor!.

How do you make a dead baby float!?
Take your foot off its head!.

What has 4 legs and one arm!?
A doberman on a children's playground!.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline!?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off!.

What is pink, flies and squeals!?
A baby fired from a catapult!.
What do you call the baby when it lands!?
Free pizza!.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller!?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!.

What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds!?
A baby with a punctured lung!.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals!?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt!.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board!?
Dart-boards don't bleed!.

Why did the baby cross the road!?
It was stapled to the chicken!.

How do you turn a baby into a dog!?
Pour gas over it and light a match--WOOF!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon!?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon!.

What is red and is creeping up your leg!?
An abortion with homesickness!.

Why do you put babies into blenders feet first!?
So you can see the expression on their faces!.

What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls!?
A baby with forks in its eyes!.

What is the worst part about killing a baby!?
Getting blood on your clown suit!.

What gets louder as it gets smaller!?
A baby in a trash compactor!.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can!?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans!.

What is the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts!?
You can't gargle gravel!.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid!?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby!.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron!?
I don't have a tire iron in the trunk of my car!.
lolz

my boyfriend and i broke up and got back together but i still manage to laugh
hahahahahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Private Pyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved Corps!?

Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while!?

Are you even remotely aware of what movie your question is from!?

Private Pyle in '08Www@Enter-QA@Com

whitney hit it before I did

private pyle I am going to castrate you so you can infect the worldWww@Enter-QA@Com

What are you trying to do to my Beloved Corps!?!?

did your parents have any children that lived!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't understand women!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have anger control probs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Drugs :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I thought I had a really funny comment but the dead babies kinda made me forget!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sorry = (Www@Enter-QA@Com

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