Why do people fart in front close friends but not their enemies?!


Question: Why do people fart in front close friends but not their enemies!?
People tend to fart in front of those they love and feel close to eg family, SO's, close friends!.

But they don't fart in front of their enemies!.

Shouldn't it be the other way round!?!?!?!?!? I mean, just to state the obvious, farts aren't exactly pleasant for the other person!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
If you fart in front of friends or relatives it's because you're relaxed enough in their company to do it!.

If you fart in front of your enemies it looks like the flatulence is being caused by nerves, so it would be a sign of weakness!. Unless you've got them tied up, in which case you could blast out as much as you want, just to really annoy them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Close friends and family either laugh it off or yell, especially if there's a smell!. Enemies will beat you up, fire you or worse, kill ya!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because those things cannot be planned 'a s they just happenWww@Enter-QA@Com

more comfortable aroudnd friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good question!. I'll have to ask my bf that, as he is an expert farter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

knowing me, my enemies carry corks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great point!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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