How can I improve my popularity at work?!
Question: How can I improve my popularity at work!?
I feel everyone is talking behind my back!. It started after an unfortunate incident 2 weeks ago when the secretary caught me urinating on the office plants!. I tried to discredit her by emailing everyone fake photos where her face is superimposed on the body of a naked she-male!. But it didn't work, and now I realize it was the wrong thing to do!. What is the best software for making a more realistic photo!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Bring a basket of small citrus fruits and tell everyone they grew on the office plants!. They'll see you're an only semi-retarded "horticulturist" who was trying to help- and they'll value your future "contributions" which I'm sure there will be many of!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That secretary sure has some issues!
use photoshop and Guido! you can't go wrong!.
when the secretary is on lunch, urinate in different areas of her workstation and put one of those adult diapers half way in her purse so it's hanging out and everyone can see it!.
should work and get your credibility up a bit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
use photoshop and Guido! you can't go wrong!.
when the secretary is on lunch, urinate in different areas of her workstation and put one of those adult diapers half way in her purse so it's hanging out and everyone can see it!.
should work and get your credibility up a bit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fortunately, Guido is a she-male with a surprising variety of looks!.
For $50, Guido will pose for up to 6,539 pictures and throw in 3 pounds of chopped chicken liver for free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For $50, Guido will pose for up to 6,539 pictures and throw in 3 pounds of chopped chicken liver for free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think you sound like an "Ideal Presidential Candidate" for this upcoming election!.!.!.
I'd vote for you!.!.!.
But I think spreading around compromising photos of Monica Lewinsky is NOT the answer to your "office problemo!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd vote for you!.!.!.
But I think spreading around compromising photos of Monica Lewinsky is NOT the answer to your "office problemo!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always trust Adobe Photoshop CS 3 in making fake photo for blackmailingWww@Enter-QA@Com
photoshop dude, & dont forget to add a shadow behind her head :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
flowersWww@Enter-QA@Com
go to work in a pink thongWww@Enter-QA@Com
you could try wearing a chicken costume to workWww@Enter-QA@Com