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Question: What woulld you do if you were trying to lead a normal life by taking your kid to the library !.!.!.!.!?
On your day off, and while inside the childrens section of the library, you get a phone call!. Not only did you forget to turn off your phone, but your ringtone is loud and features "Bert and Ernie" in a gay skit ( my humorous side )!.!.!.!.!?
CAn you imagine the looks I got from other parents and their kids!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
CAn you imagine the looks I got from other parents and their kids!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I would look at you admonishingly over my glasses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should try going to something at your kid's school and, in front of everyone, have one of the other parents (a former client's family member) say, "I always wanted to tell you how grateful I was for what you did to my grandfather!. He looked wonderful in his coffin with that peaceful smile on his face!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look at them and ask if they wanted me to send them the ring tone!. Because if they were looking they must be interested!.
I have a similar situation!. I went to the doctor, turned off the ringer but forgot the voice mail!. Which my ring tone says: "mail mother f***er!." So I can very well imagine your predicament!. I just grin & bear it!. If I get some rude or uncomfortable stares I will just ask if I can forward it ring tone to them!.
That usually shuts them up!.
Good Luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a similar situation!. I went to the doctor, turned off the ringer but forgot the voice mail!. Which my ring tone says: "mail mother f***er!." So I can very well imagine your predicament!. I just grin & bear it!. If I get some rude or uncomfortable stares I will just ask if I can forward it ring tone to them!.
That usually shuts them up!.
Good Luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I were one of the other parents I would've physically removed you from the library!. There's nothing even remotely humorous about portraying characters of a children's show as homosexuals, and even less so in the presence of children!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My youngest (the birthday girl) has that "YA Beetch" song as her ringtone and I took her phone from her on Friday!. I looked crazy as hell when it rang and I was in a finance meeting!. I acted like it wasn't coming from my purse!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Better than having the Elmo song!. You hear 'La la la la Elmo's song' followed by 'Shut the **** up!' in a child like voice!.
You get the 'aww cute' smile followed by the wth is wrong with you look!. Funny stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You get the 'aww cute' smile followed by the wth is wrong with you look!. Funny stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would love to say I can sympathize but I would never have a gay skit of Bert and Ernie on my ring tone because I don't find it humorous to be sarcastic about homosexuality since my brother is gay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
try tha looks u gat weth my song that my ringtone!! "ur gay, its okay, its a present from Jesus, every day, u get to have sex, both ways, peopel they jus jealous, cause ur lookin cute, feelin cute~" ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
They were looks of
a) lust
b) "i don't wanna be doing this either, please shoot me"
c) hate at your awesomeness
-bf jb nm
EDIT: What *I* would do is be to my kid "See all the haters who are staring at me!? It's cuz they can't rock like I do!. You're welcome"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a) lust
b) "i don't wanna be doing this either, please shoot me"
c) hate at your awesomeness
-bf jb nm
EDIT: What *I* would do is be to my kid "See all the haters who are staring at me!? It's cuz they can't rock like I do!. You're welcome"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!! Those looks are the best! Aren't they!?
I went to Target with my nephew and he wanted a ball!. I got him a blue one, he said (loudly) ''I want a green one, I'm tired of blue balls''
The looks were priceless :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I went to Target with my nephew and he wanted a ball!. I got him a blue one, he said (loudly) ''I want a green one, I'm tired of blue balls''
The looks were priceless :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just answer the phone and shout
" I HAVE TOLD YOU I WANT ONE MILLION BUCKS OR THE KID IS DEAD"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
" I HAVE TOLD YOU I WANT ONE MILLION BUCKS OR THE KID IS DEAD"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Revoke that library card!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They may all forget about it by next Easter! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.
I use funny ringtones all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I use funny ringtones all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is this library place you speak of!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Turn it off asap!. What else can you do!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes because it has happened to me a few timesWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!
I like how you assume I'd try to be normal, that's cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like how you assume I'd try to be normal, that's cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Were they turned on!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yeah "this is the last time we come to this library" haha good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
laugh, what else could you doWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha, thats funny!.
just go with it!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
just go with it!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i wouldn't care what they thought!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh well, theses things happen, nothing u can do about it!.
but did u have a good giggle about it!?
if you did GOOD!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but did u have a good giggle about it!?
if you did GOOD!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd turn red and avoid eye contact with everyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com