How can I keep my kindergartener from having a boyfriend?!
Question: How can I keep my kindergartener from having a boyfriend!?
So I had a parent/teacher conference this morning and there is a little boy in my daughter's class who has a major serious crush on my daughter!. And my daughter(who will be 6 on June 2) reciprocates!. The little boy has a more serious crush, however, to the point(according to the teacher) that he will cry if she doesn't pay attention to him!. I found a love letter to the little boy in my daughter's backpack!. Okay!. So it was the letter O, with various pictures surrounding it!.!.!.but it was addressed to the little boy!.
My daughter is cute and well-liked and very social!. I want her to be a virgin until I die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My daughter is cute and well-liked and very social!. I want her to be a virgin until I die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"Honey, if you want to have special friendships with boys you have to have two injections of Gardasil so you don't get cancer and die!. Do you really want two shots!? Do you!? And cancer is what killed grandma!. Do you want to be old and wrinkly like grandma and have nothing but lint-covered ribbon candy to eat for dessert for the rest of your life!? Do you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, she isnt going to be a virgin all your life, but hey, teach her well, and she will wait until someone important comes along!.
When i was 5 i had a boyfriend, he liked me more then i liked him, i just liked the attention!. I have always been a flirt, since i was a kid, honestly!. But i am by no means a hoe, and i am happily married, with one on the way!. My parents enstilled the importance of waiting til i was married, and although i lost my viginity at a young age (16) it was with a boyfriend that i cared about alot!.
I dont think you have anything to worry aboutWww@Enter-QA@Com
When i was 5 i had a boyfriend, he liked me more then i liked him, i just liked the attention!. I have always been a flirt, since i was a kid, honestly!. But i am by no means a hoe, and i am happily married, with one on the way!. My parents enstilled the importance of waiting til i was married, and although i lost my viginity at a young age (16) it was with a boyfriend that i cared about alot!.
I dont think you have anything to worry aboutWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lock here in the basement with an asexual tutor until she is 25!.
When she turns 25, allow her to go out, but make sure she wears a chastity belt at all times!.
<----- still a virgin, wears a chastity belt (because it feels good), and was home schooled by an asexual goat herderWww@Enter-QA@Com
When she turns 25, allow her to go out, but make sure she wears a chastity belt at all times!.
<----- still a virgin, wears a chastity belt (because it feels good), and was home schooled by an asexual goat herderWww@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.!.do you seriously think she's going to lose her virginity in kindergarten!?
She's six!. Even if she says this little boy is her "boyfriend", unless you've told her how to have sex (which I would presume you haven't), they're not going to do anything!. Maybe they might share a kiss!. And not a gross one either, just one of those cute little children kisses that they give everyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She's six!. Even if she says this little boy is her "boyfriend", unless you've told her how to have sex (which I would presume you haven't), they're not going to do anything!. Maybe they might share a kiss!. And not a gross one either, just one of those cute little children kisses that they give everyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get her to watch back to back Hannah Montanna for a whole week!.!.!.!.!.then tell her that unless she renounces boys, that is what she will end up like!.
Should be enough to keep her safe for at least a couple of decades!.
Come back to me after that and I'll have a few more suggestions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Should be enough to keep her safe for at least a couple of decades!.
Come back to me after that and I'll have a few more suggestions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Looks like we'll have to get rid of him!. If we don't things could get serious and we can't have that!. So the real question is do we switch her to a different class or run his family out of town!? ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have an 18 year old sniffin round my 14 yr old!. She don't have to wait til I die, just till she is financially secure!. Already waiting on my first grandchild to be born any day now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmmm !.!.!.!. I have a pair of dwarf hyena's that are just the right height to take a bite of of your problem!. One can bite while the other stands guard!.
I'll send them your way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll send them your way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
become a hermit and lock your daughter in the basement!. home school her!. and then, when she 96, let her out!. lol
-"penguin"Www@Enter-QA@Com
-"penguin"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry Darlin'!.!.!.some things just gotta be!. Kindergarten romances rarely advance past the hair pulling stage!.!.!.so no worries there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
^ HAHAH Mt Dew doddle doo!
strap her to a chair like in A Clockwork Orange and make her watch videos for hours about how men are bad but make sure you put that little boys head on all the people's bodies in the video!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
strap her to a chair like in A Clockwork Orange and make her watch videos for hours about how men are bad but make sure you put that little boys head on all the people's bodies in the video!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look at Babies R Us for the Playskool "My Little Chastity Belt" they have them with Barbie, Shrek and Ariel!. I understand the Miley Cyrus line was recalled!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can kindergarteners get restraining orders!? Holy Crap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give her a military-style haircut and send her to Iraq!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My neighbor and I have us an understanding!. I don't ask him about the piles of dirt in his back yard, and he doesn't ask me about mine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't have that problem w/ my daughter!. Most likely she will be a virgin forever b/c she picks her nose and she calls Mt!. Dew, Mountain Doodle DooWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell her the dangers of a little boys wee weeWww@Enter-QA@Com
home schoolWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's the problem!?
<<<<Still acts like that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
<<<<Still acts like that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am thinking of homeschooling my 3 yo daughter!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well she is a long way from thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
my daughter started that crap in Pre-K! i wish i knew what to do!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can't stop her from having boyfriends, now is a good time for her to have boyfriends, at least she can't get pregnant!. It is later that you have to worry!. Yea, yea, yea, I know we all want our children and parents to be virgins until we die!. Good f**kin' luck!. I don't understand why people want to deny their children and parents what they enjoy!. It doesn't make much sense to me, my mother was really hard on me about sex, which was part of why I moved out of her house when I was 15, and a month later I was no longer a virgin!. If you want to prevent your children from pregnancy, do not try to stop them from having sex, but rather educate them on how to avoid pregnancy, and teach them what their life will be like if they have children when they are young!. There is absolutely no way that you can stop young people from discovering sex, all you can do is teach them the realities of it, and you have to be honest or they will find out and they will stop believing you about everything, the same goes for drugs and other dangerous behavior!. My advise is for you to get over your problems with your children being humans!. Good luck!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com