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Question: After pummeling your!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.your co-worker's face with the fat end of a stapler, would you feel obliged to buy coffee for the rest of the office in celebration of this glorious event!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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What's wrong w/ you Buk!.!.!?!.!.!.Everybody knows you're supposed to let a half staple dangle and punish their forehead w/ the skinny end!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Since your going to need a new job I need a rent a husband for the day for the outside work!. The two sheds need painted and I'm sick of mowing the grass!. The only catch is no shovels are allowed because you might get tired and want to hurt me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. I would think that the rest of the
office would buy the coffee, and buy
me a new stapler as well!.
Fair is fair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
office would buy the coffee, and buy
me a new stapler as well!.
Fair is fair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Heeelll NO, they should be buying me coffee for providing the entertainment!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Should of used the hole puncher and made him a big hole for the stapler to hang out of!.!.sure coffee and sweet rolls also!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heck, I would buy you a coffee just for the entertainment value itself!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, that kind of melee demands bagels!
And coffee!.
See you at Unemployment!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
And coffee!.
See you at Unemployment!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would feel obligated to purchase a new stapler cuz this one has had its last hoorah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I would be so tired, I would take the rest day off!.!.!.
Which is enough of a celebration for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Which is enough of a celebration for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We used to have office pools to see who got to go after "old flat face"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd ask everyone if they wanted any popcorn or peanuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There needs to be a coffee pot with gourmet coffee at the job or I am quitting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, and whatever else you could buy with the money and credit cards in his wallet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey,I like your style, Buk!.
You deserve to have a raise! Better still, I think I'll sack my Vice-president and give you the job! He was always whining about productivity anyways!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You deserve to have a raise! Better still, I think I'll sack my Vice-president and give you the job! He was always whining about productivity anyways!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe even some Cannolis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If only you'd stapled his butt cheeks together you could have had cookies too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The rest of the office should be buying you coffee Buk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know it!. Coffee for all just might be the ticket!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think a box of Dunkin Donuts and a fifth of Wild Turkey would be a fairWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hell, I'd treat the office to some good whiskeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. Coffee and a coffee cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you need a coffin, I've got two discontinued ones in the back warehouse!. I can let one go for 10 bucks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They should have treated you and your wife to a night on the town!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why the 'fat end'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wouldn't if i were you, he'll probably charge you for that lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sure, there is no sense in having the moment all to yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You must work for the DMVWww@Enter-QA@Com
why not drinks!? and i'll take everyone out for a night out, free barbecue and pinball if the typist gave me a kiss say "oh goofy"!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they would probably bring me presents for getting rid of herWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nahhhhh!.!.!.!.!.but I'd probably bring in donuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com