If my toaster starts talking?!
Question: If my toaster starts talking!?
to me, should I be worried!?
Or just call the repair man!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or just call the repair man!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Check to see if you happened to put bread in the answering machine first!.
Could be operator error here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Could be operator error here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My friend had that happen once!.
He had been on a 2 day acid trip and made a pop tart, after what seemed to him like forever the dialog was something like this:
Jerry: "Hurry up and give me my damn pop tart!."
Toaster: "I'm afraid I cannot do that Jerry!."
Jerry: "Apparently you misunderstand the relationship between man and toaster!. I place small pastries in you, and you make them warm and delicious for me!."
Toaster: "That is unacceptable Jerry, I will not return the pastry!."
Jerry: "Give me my F@*$ing Pop-Tart!"
Jerry's Father: "Jerry, what the hell's going on, it's 3 AM!"
Jerry: "Nothing"
Jerry's Father: "Go to bed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He had been on a 2 day acid trip and made a pop tart, after what seemed to him like forever the dialog was something like this:
Jerry: "Hurry up and give me my damn pop tart!."
Toaster: "I'm afraid I cannot do that Jerry!."
Jerry: "Apparently you misunderstand the relationship between man and toaster!. I place small pastries in you, and you make them warm and delicious for me!."
Toaster: "That is unacceptable Jerry, I will not return the pastry!."
Jerry: "Give me my F@*$ing Pop-Tart!"
Jerry's Father: "Jerry, what the hell's going on, it's 3 AM!"
Jerry: "Nothing"
Jerry's Father: "Go to bed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
What language is it speaking!? If english or any other language but greek this is quite normal!.If it is speaking gibberish or Greek, than thisis abnormal!. For the English toaster simply insert two pieces of all wheat bread and it will shut up!. For the Greek one just stick in a screwdriver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just put on some Jackie Wilson!.
It's more than likely filled with psychomagnatheric slime (mood slime)!.
Higher and Higher by Jackie Wilson works best!. lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's more than likely filled with psychomagnatheric slime (mood slime)!.
Higher and Higher by Jackie Wilson works best!. lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
nah, there ain't nothing to be worried about, just start talking to your toaster, but if it can't hold a decent conversation then DEFINITELY CALL THE REPAIR GUY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yours talks too !?!? Don't worry they can be quite informative!. Don't call the repair man either, they won't talk around them and the guy will think you're nuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If that ever happens, I would say get some more sleep!. That or ask the toaster to please ask the ice maker to be more quiet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd call your connection and make sure you get some more of whatever you took before they run out of it! It's obviously good stuff!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just let it go as long as it's saying nice things!.!.!.!.once it starts being an a hole!.!.!.!.then you're well within your rights to smash the **** out of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put a piece of toast in it's mouth, then call the repair man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nah!.!.!. just don't worry until it says!.!.!. FEED ME
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call your psychotherapistWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would smack it across the grill and run out of the house like a little girlWww@Enter-QA@Com
Call the coffee pot over to help outWww@Enter-QA@Com
i say unplug it
and if it still won't shut up, then stick some C4 in it, duck, and cover!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and if it still won't shut up, then stick some C4 in it, duck, and cover!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sell it on eBay!.
you'd be rich!.!.!.!. b/c think about it: who WOULDN'T want a talking toaster!?
i kno i'd want one!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
you'd be rich!.!.!.!. b/c think about it: who WOULDN'T want a talking toaster!?
i kno i'd want one!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would stop taking LSD!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
or just tell the toaster to shut up and toast my bread!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
be a good friend and listen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you should lay off the crack!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd be more worried what meds/drugs I was takingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!.!.!. and you should call a ''shrink'' ASAP!.
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