What is something you should NEVER say to your grandma?!
Question: What is something you should NEVER say to your grandma!?
Answers:
While at a funeral, tap her on the shoulder and say, "You're next"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was 12 and knew what sex was , My granmother was ironing, and I simply asked he if she and my grandpa were still 'intimate', she said " Jess if you mean sex don't beat around the bush, is that what you mean!?" I was mortified! Then she proceeded to tell my grandpa what I asked her, he simply replied" well, were not dead yet, so ofcourse!" I was so embarrassed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sometimes my grandma repeat things over and over but i everytime give her the answers and dont let her know that i'm getting bored of her questions cuz i think these are the stages of life, nd most of us have to go through that, one day i will also be on that stage nd what would i think f my grandchildren treat me rude!. i love my grandmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
"F*ck you!."
I'm still apologizing for that!. I was such a disrespectful teenager!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm still apologizing for that!. I was such a disrespectful teenager!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never ever swear in front of the old woman that's for sure, she punched my cousin and broke his lip open for swearing!.!.!.ahhh I miss her 90lbs, red hair, drinking warm old Milwaukee beer and smokin' her non filter pall malls!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
According to my Gramma, tell her that her house is old because it had cracks in the ceiling!. I think I was about 5 when I said that!. She was soo offended!. I never forgot that!. :o(Www@Enter-QA@Com
I finished off your bottle of Jim Beam!.!.!.she would kick my @$$! at 87 she still drinks her Jim Beam and Diet Sprite everyday!.!.!.she is lots of fun when she has a good buzz going!.!.She is a retired Army Colonel, if that tells you anything!.!.!.she doesn't mess around ! ;o)~Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's a LOT of things I would never say to my grandma!. Most of all I would never swear in front of her or raise my voice to her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Grampa was a hottie in his youth, wasn't he!?
Was he good in the sack!?
You were pregnant at your wedding, weren't you!? ( I thnk mine was)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Was he good in the sack!?
You were pregnant at your wedding, weren't you!? ( I thnk mine was)Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHATEVER!
I don't care what they say, but that word by itself goes unspoken around here!.!.!. at least to were I can't hear it anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't care what they say, but that word by itself goes unspoken around here!.!.!. at least to were I can't hear it anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another Buick!? How 'bout getting a Vette this year!?
Wait!. That' probably what SHOULD be said to her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait!. That' probably what SHOULD be said to her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Grandma you talk too much!.'
My sister said that to her before in the car and!.!.!.
*wince*
We all learned something new that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My sister said that to her before in the car and!.!.!.
*wince*
We all learned something new that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're older than you look!.
it may be meant as a compliment but she will wack you upside the headWww@Enter-QA@Com
it may be meant as a compliment but she will wack you upside the headWww@Enter-QA@Com
So, have you ever gave Grandpa head!? Do you spit, or swallow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grandma what does heirloom mean BTWWww@Enter-QA@Com
You smell like wee and you f@rt whenever you bend over!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Gramma, is it true that you were a prostitute in your young days!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
F*CKWww@Enter-QA@Com
''Grandma!.!. I'm a stripper''Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey grandma, you have a sexy rumpWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like your thongWww@Enter-QA@Com
"You're fat!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you a virgin!?
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I think your daughter is a whore!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask her if she ever get's hornyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can't see the point of living as long as you've lived!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, when you gonna die so I can get my inheritance!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should never cuss at her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, you gotta will!? Am I in it!? Need a pen!? My what big teeth you have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!.!.!.!.!.I am on a diet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!.!.!.you are looking HOT in that house coat!Www@Enter-QA@Com