BIG skunk problem...?!


Question: BIG skunk problem!.!.!.!?
There is a lady who lives somewhere in our neighbourhood who has a pet skunk!. The skunk is tame and goes with her on walks through the neighbourhood on a leash, and several times she has stopped on her walks to chat with us!.

The problem is, she insists that this skunk is de-scented, but I gotta tell ya, everytime she stops by, the odor is enough drop flies in their tracks! If it isn't the skunk, it can only be the woman!. The lady is nice enough, and pleasant to talk to, but these malodorous visits are hard to take!.

How can one gently tell a nice lady "Madam, your skunk smells!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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"Madam, your skunk smells!?" in a polite innocent way sounds nice to me but dont say "If it isn't the skunk, it can only be you" unless you like being punched in the face!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Aw, are you being a jokester here, Jack!? LOL!

Okay, I'll assume the bad odor is coming from the neighbor and not the skunk!. If it turns out she's guilty of "failure to bathe", give her a nice basket with pretty-smelling soaps on her next visit then gush and gush about how much you love that soap and that she should try it because you think she would love it, too!

If that doesn't work, then just pull the shades and don't answer the door the next time she comes calling!. She should get the hint!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

rofl You devil! You will need 1 waterhose that reaches the sidewalk!. A car washing wand with soap and scrub brush attached to the water hose!. Make sure the water is turned on!. Wait with wand in hand for her to walk up to you!. Whip out your wand and scrub that skunk!Www@Enter-QA@Com

get a black cat paint a white stripe on it's back then switch the cat for the skunk when she isn't looking!. she'll never know the difference and you can drive the skunk somewhere far off and let it go in the wild!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when my cousin used to wet his bed he'd let the dog sleep on his bed and accused the canine for the wetness!.
perhaps she stunks and so uses the skunk to mask her pong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

She shouldn't be too offended if you just tell her, skunks are notorious for smelling anyway!. I've actually smelled dried skunk pelts and they still stink after they been processed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just tell her! And even though the skunk's scent glands were removed he still has his special skunk odor!.!.!.that is part of nature!.!.!.he just can't spray you is all!.!.!.be thankful for that!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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