How do I convince my lover that me gaining 300 lbs is a good idea?!
Question: How do I convince my lover that me gaining 300 lbs is a good idea!?
who doesnt like getting it on ontop of a water bed!? That means we don't have to waste money on the actual bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
tell your lover that your rolls of fat will be really fun to play with and they'll make excellent hiding places for small knick knacks and drugsWww@Enter-QA@Com
300 or 30!? now 300 i can understand why he wouldnt like that when hes gotta dig through roll after roll to find the spot thats a total turn off im sure water beds are fun slick that sucker up with some baby oil now thats what im talking aboutWww@Enter-QA@Com
You could trying showing him the Simpsons episode where Homer gains lots of weight on purpose so he can get disability and work from home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he loves you he will let you do what ever you want, even if it makes you look like an elephant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! IS THIS HOMER SIMPSON!?!?!? Plus, you could get on worker's comp! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, but you will waste as much on food!.!.!.so you should just buy the bed!.!.!.then you won't have to buy money for a weight loss program later on!! See!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com