You`ve jumped out of the plane , the parachute won`t open , what do you do or sa!
Question: You`ve jumped out of the plane , the parachute won`t open , what do you do or say!?
Serious question from one who has not been up in a plane! not chatting ,, serious survey!. Have you had your chips or what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thank goodness we have not took off for flight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friends only ever panic when they hear me say oh sh!t as they know something reallly not right then !.!.!.!.!.!.
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we can all sit there and say we will say, this,that and the other, but face it we will al be s****g ourselves, pulling on the cord and reserve cord!. but the adrenaline would be goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd whip out an extension cord!.!.!.it's bound to get tangled on something on the way down!.!.!.!.!.
actually it would be time to pull the reserve!.
if that failed!.!.!.!.I would suddenly realize my stupidity in jumping out of a perfectly good airplaneWww@Enter-QA@Com
actually it would be time to pull the reserve!.
if that failed!.!.!.!.I would suddenly realize my stupidity in jumping out of a perfectly good airplaneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pull your reserveWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would be shocked almost speechless and would probably try to contact God whilst repeatedly trying to get the parachute open!. Scary thought!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
swear!.!.!.!.!.i don't do that very often though
think of everyone i love
then make the most of being in the air and hope to god i can surviveWww@Enter-QA@Com
think of everyone i love
then make the most of being in the air and hope to god i can surviveWww@Enter-QA@Com
The F word then I think the deepest memories of my life would flashes by in my mind!. I think also I would cry but I think it will be too late!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just say your prayers & hope that you land in Heaven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would pray profusely, or just totally scream if i was conscious, knowing myself though i would pass outWww@Enter-QA@Com
So far so good !.!.!.!.!.!.!.So far so good!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.So far so good !!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pull your reserve or kiss your a** goodbye!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here i go againWww@Enter-QA@Com
What would be the point in saying or doing anything cos lets face it your a gonnaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do you know why blind people do not skydive!?
It scares the hell out of the dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It scares the hell out of the dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nothingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hope that I land on water where there are no sharks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
O,SHI ::hits ground::Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bye bye !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would say a quick prayer for my next prayer would be from another land!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would say oh sh!t its going to hurtWww@Enter-QA@Com
that the last time i let the blind guy pack my parachute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Id shout!.!.Snowy,i can see the pub from here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope I don't make a messWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd die on the spot with shockWww@Enter-QA@Com
wait until I'm low enough to jump lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i knew this was going to happen !!!! now everyone is going to be mad at me~~~~~~~~~~~~ i love you all !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
who hasn't been on a plane!? i'd say aw man and then quickly ask God to forgive my sins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Thank God we haven't taken off yet!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i knew it! i am never lucky!!Www@Enter-QA@Com