HEY YOU! i'm talkin here!?!

Anything you can do,
I can do better!.
I can do anything
Better than you!.

No, you can't!.
Yes, I can!. No, you can't!.
Yes, I can!. No, you can't!.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater!.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you!.

No, you're not!. Yes, I am!.
No, you're not!. Yes, I am!.
No, you're NOT!!. Yes, I am!.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge!.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow!.
I can live on bread and cheese!.
And only on that!?
Yes!.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher!.
I can sing anything
Higher than you!.
No, you can't!. (High)
Yes, I can!. (Higher) No, you can't!. (Higher)
Yes, I can!. (Higher) No, you can't!. (Higher)
Yes, I can!. (Higher) No, you can't!. (Higher)
Yes, I can!. (Higher) No, you can't!. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper!.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you!.

Fifty cents!?
Forty cents! Thirty cents!?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer!.
I can say anything
Softer than you!.
No, you can't!. (Softly)
Yes, I can!. (Softer) No, you can't!. (Softer)
Yes, I can!. (Softer) No, you can't!. (Softer)
Yes, I can!. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker!.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe!.
Without bein' caught!?
Sure!.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer!.
I can hold any note
Longer than you!.

No, you can't!.
Yes, I can No, you can't!.
Yes, I can No, you can't!.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better!.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you!.
In my coat!?
In your vest! In my shoes!?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster!.
I can say anything
Faster than you!.
No, you can't!. (Fast)
Yes, I can!. (Faster) No, you can't!. (Faster)
Yes, I can!. (Faster) Noyoucan't!. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle!.
I can wear a girdle!.
I can knit a sweater!.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie!? No!.
Neither can I!.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter!.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you!.
No, you can't!. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can!. (Sweeter) No, you can't!. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can!. (Sweeter) No, you can't!. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can!. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!






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